Lindsay Lohan started drinking again Sunday night, and her lawyer admits it, but Lindsays mom Dina is taking it all in stride. And by that I mean she’s a reprehensible cunt who refuses to discipline her whore daughter, who now lives in a world of delusion where she’s never at fault and everyone who thinks otherwise is just jealous.
“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet,” Dina claimed. “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
The only place this drunk whore had alcohol spilled was in her mouth. And keep in mind that this probation stems from the fact that Lindsay was arrested for possession of cocaine and 2 DUI’s where she recorded a BAL of .12 and .15. The legal limit is .08.
But here’s the part that sucks. To be fair to Lindsay and her moms retarded claim, Brian works with the SCRAM program, and he’s not happy about it either but he wrote,
“…turns out that the damn bracelets DO go off when near booze or in a bar. The difference between that and drinking can be noticed in the info they download from the bracelet. If it shows a quick spike that goes away, it’s from being near booze. If it’s a spike that takes an hour to drop…then they are drinking.”
If Dina has a valid point I’m gonna lose my mind. Not because she’s telling the truth but because these things are so easily tricked. If Lindsay can get drunk and legally blame it on someone else, I’m just gonna go stand in front of her car and get it over with. She’ll run one of us over at some point, might as well go out on my own terms.