It looked like a typo last week when it was reported that Tiger Woods would have to pay out 750 million dollars in a divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren, because are you god damn kidding me. But no, according to the Sun it’s right, because that’s what it cost for Tiger to buy Elins silence, even after his death.
ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she’ll lose the lot.”
A pal said: “Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter.”
The article also says Tiger is not allowed to have any of his whores I mean girlfriends near his kids, ever, or at least until he marries one of them.
Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Tiger will be allowed around the children - plus female members of staff known to Elin.
Wow women really are evil. So basically Elin has arranged for the kids to think their dad is gay now, and Tiger spent 750,000,000 dollars as part of the deal. I’m not so sure he really thought this through.
Who cares, I want tits.
Someone told me http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
oh my, now that has to be the most expensive ass EVER! And she was a fucking Nanny, I think I am going to hire a nanny and trick them into thinking they can get 750,000,000 from me!
yeah, but what i really really want to know is…does she do anal?
I don’t like Tiger Woods anyway, because he is a nagger.
Is it just me or does she look like she wants me to diddle her labia?
I think she is a Russian spy
Scum is about to suck 750,000,000 San Franciscan dicks.
All at once or one at a time?
The only silver lining I can see in this is that Kate Gobbelin must be seething with envy
All at once Rokan because they are the size of Zombie’s. Good night you bust out’s.
Woodsman, I am boarding the plane. You missed out, mother fucker, and my mom says I am a “real catch.”
Your mom rolled her eyes like Jackie Gleason when she said that.
Woodsman, one of these days . . . POW! Right in the kisser!
And by the way, only Scum, Pepper and I know who Jackie Gleason is for fuck’s sake.
Maybe Observer. I won’t know how old he is until I cut him in half and count his rings.
I’m first in line to nail this bitch and take her for half….get in line behind me!!!
Thank you for your avi Mac! Sweet baby jesus that’s a nice ass!
Tiger is the coolest Buddhist I’ve ever heard of. So he goes through a little shame, but fuck it, I go through shame just being poor — I’d rather go through the rich kind of shame any day!
Rokan, don’t assume…
…and don’t you cuss on this here radio…you scumbum!
Who cares..I want Toe!!!