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everybody loves charlie sheen, part 3

June 15, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It was a few hours after midnight on February 5th when Charlie Sheen got a call from OnStar because a Mercedes that belonged to him had driven off the road and settled at the bottom of the canyon near Sherman Oaks. This was news to Sheen because he was asleep at the time and no one else should have been driving the car.

LAPD never figured out who was responsible (bet they managed to get a parking ticket on that fucker though) but maybe they can get a fresh perspective on the case today. Because it’s happened again. KTLA says…

For the second time in recent months, a luxury vehicle belonging to Charlie Sheen has been found over the side of a cliff near the actor’s Sherman Oaks home, police have confirmed to KTLA.
A security guard spotted the Mercedes-Benz in a ditch along the 13,300 block of Mulholland Drive just before 3 a.m. Tuesday, according to Los Angeles Police Department officials.
The vehicle was about 100 feet over the side.

Man I wonder if it was his wife. The one he cheated on with prostitutes and then tried to murder. They really hate that. I like to think someone investigated her but probably not. Sheen probably said, “hey I bet it was my wife”, and the DA said, “your wife?”, and then made that whip cracking sound to imply Sheen was p-whipped. It wouldn’t really make any sense in this context, but the DA was long gone and getting high in his office by the time Sheen got done explaining that.

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