06.22.2010 gary coleman had a restraining order on his wife

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(note - this shit is depressing, so a hot girl with big tits sticking her tongue out sent me her picture to help in a “spoonful of sugar” kind of way)

Just in case there weren’t enough reasons to think Shannon Price killed her ex-husband Gary Coleman, Radar reports today that he secretly filed for a restringing order against her, and it proves that he considered her violent, vindictive, greedy, and dangerous. Oh, and he did it just a few months before he suffered a head wound that killed him.

…contradicting the picture that Price has painted of herself as a loving ex-wife, Coleman writes that Price “has shown a tendency to damage, destroy and steal my property and I believe she will continue to do so in my absence and while she is trespassing in my home.”
“I believe if she is given any warning of this pending order to require her to immediately vacate the home, she will cause more damage and destroy more irreplaceable memorabilia, documents, personal papers and other such valuables,” Coleman writes.
“I would therefore ask the Court to issue this order ex parte requiring her removal from the home and restraining her from going upon the premises of my home under any circumstances.”

The official documents were filed under John Doe VS. Jane Doe, which is why they weren’t discovered until now.

There’s presumably some awesome reason why the cops haven’t arrested this bitch yet, but Ill be damned if I can figure out what it is. When it comes to acting guilty, she’s done everything short of making the 911 call from a disposable liquor store cell phone while wearing a bulletproof vest and burning his clothes.

(26) Comments

  1. Burrito-Assassin 06/22/2010 11:22

    Too bad Gary couldn’t find any quality trim before he was done circling the drain…

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  3. Mac-Daddy 06/22/2010 11:23

    who gives a fuck!

  4. MrAdams 06/22/2010 11:31

    Well, it looks like he was right about her being dangerous, but wrong by not buying a gun and shooting her on sight. “Restraining order”. What a joke! That’s just another way for lawyers to make money off of the gullible.

  5. Ultrasly 06/22/2010 11:38

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  7. Barbarella 06/22/2010 11:40

    At first glance I thought that pic was Miley… and then I realized the girl had tits.

    Restraining orders are as effective as the paper they’re written on.

  8. The Original Lo Rider 06/22/2010 11:41

    Damn shame Gary Coleman had to die. It would have been much worse without the banner pic, though.

  9. Terrence Maddox 06/22/2010 11:42

    Looks like the legal system came up……short.

    Anyways, can you imagine the backlash that would have occurred if this happened to somebody that people give a fuck about?

  10. Burrito-Assassin 06/22/2010 11:42

    and by the way…. I’m what Willace was talking about…

  11. Burrito-Assassin 06/22/2010 11:43

    that’s pretty funny Terrence.

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    was that clear enough?

    what you talking about Willis jokes? lame bro……come with better material to this table son!

  13. Barbarella 06/22/2010 11:54

    My keeeesis taste like tacos y burritos!

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2010 11:56

    Barb, how do your inner labia taste?

  15. Barbarella 06/22/2010 11:59

    Fine I guess… I asked my current hump a while back and he said I make his top 5.

    At least he didnt say top 500.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2010 12:02

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  17. Rokan 06/22/2010 12:11

    I just pooped in the sink.

  18. Barbarella 06/22/2010 12:12

    Rokan, I live for that comment.

  19. Watt 06/22/2010 12:15

    Barb knows how to get a rise out of me with those avis.

    That neck looks primed and ready for a good licking.

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 06/22/2010 12:24

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