Right around the same time the US was playing England in the opening round of the World Cup, Katy Perry went to dinner in London wearing a dress made from rubber and split in half to show equal parts of each countries flags. Fuck that. Bitch you’re not British, you’re a bad ass fuckin American, now take that shit off. Look, we all like the Brits, they seem very cool, and I don’t care how big your tits are, that… dress… okay actually I do care how big your tits are… and now I can’t seem to remember what all my fussin was about. Double D’s. Wow. God that is so great. *sigh*
(source = flynet online and wenn)



















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Double Ds are impressive, but I wouldn’t consider them “World Cups”.
I’d fsuk that for $1
Fuck off.
And that is the UK’s flag, not England’s flag … *runs away as the whole United Kingdom/Great Britain/England clusterfuck starts up again*
still, she has big tits.
Adams: *golf clap*
I should have been a scraggly comedian.
Zombie….
…Your pictures say you are……
That’s a nice rack of ma’am.
Maybe Katy wants to be considered for the Wonder Woman part?
I’d rather karate chop myself in the nads. Think I will anyway
Wishes Smacko good luck with that!
She’s a hot piece of ass. I would like to cut that dress off with a pair of cuticle scissor. Nipples first, followed by a good icing and a couple of clothespins.
‘Course, I would shove my jock strap in her mouth and duct tape it shut. That goes without sayin.
Hot damn!
Shit mixed with fuck.
I wonder why this womans not naked.
Who cares? It’s soccer! All that matters is her tits look great!
Watt- because she’s a stuck up bitch.
New up loser’s.
I’d like to stick something up this bitch…
Sorry, she does nothing for me - regardless of the rack and outfit.
And despite the fact that the English are supposed to be such great soccer players, we tied them 1-1.
In YER FACE LIMEYS!