Today was the much anticipated unveiling of the iPhone 4, and all over America people waited in line to get one. But those people are suckers, and it serves them right for not being a big Hollywood star like Jason Bateman. He was waiting in line when an Apple employee pulled him out and brought him right inside to get his first, before the store even opened.
To be honest I don’t even blame Bateman. I would have done the same thing. But he’s famous and once he was in line he should have held tight unless he wanted to look like an asshole. But he didn’t and now he does. At this point he could explain that he was actually going to suck this random black guys dick and it would be less offensive than cutting in line for an iPhone.
(source = wenn)