jason bateman cut in line for an iphone

By brendon June 24, 2010 @ 5:30 PM

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Today was the much anticipated unveiling of the iPhone 4, and all over America people waited in line to get one. But those people are suckers, and it serves them right for not being a big Hollywood star like Jason Bateman. He was waiting in line when an Apple employee pulled him out and brought him right inside to get his first, before the store even opened.

To be honest I don’t even blame Bateman. I would have done the same thing. But he’s famous and once he was in line he should have held tight unless he wanted to look like an asshole. But he didn’t and now he does. At this point he could explain that he was actually going to suck this random black guys dick and it would be less offensive than cutting in line for an iPhone.

(source = wenn)


(133) Comments

  1. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:31

    Oh, fuck that. It’s all about the perks.

  2. Rokan 06/24/2010 17:34

    I just made a tinkle

  3. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:34

    I didn’t know you could work at an Apple store with your ass hanging out the back of your pants.

  4. MrAdams 06/24/2010 17:35

    I can’t believe this story! Jason Bateman is famous?

  5. SALAJ 06/24/2010 17:35

    My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  6. Observer 06/24/2010 17:37

    Since when is sucking a random black guy’s dick WORSE than cutting in line for a useless iPhone4?

    Kardashians the world over beg to differ……..

  7. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:37

    It’s Jason Bateman, for chrissakes! It’s not like it’s Tom Cruise or some dick like that. He actually went down there himself and stood in line . . . most fuckers would’ve sent their assistant. This really is the worst post I’ve seen in a while.

    And that’s saying a lot!

  8. Death to Finkle! 06/24/2010 17:37

    Name 3 of the 5 shoe brands in the banner pic… GO!

  9. SCUM 06/24/2010 17:37

    Did the black fellow call him Master, Master Bateman?

  10. SCUM 06/24/2010 17:38

    I see Chucks and some gay LA shoes.

  11. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:39

    L.A. Gear, Skechers, and Vans?

  12. SCUM 06/24/2010 17:40

    And maybe Vans on the right.

  13. Zombie 06/24/2010 17:40

    Ohmwrecker went to http://www.MeetSuccessful.com and got paired up with Mindy Lawton.

  14. Sensei John Kreese 06/24/2010 17:40

    No Fink, the black fellow was getting in line to date Kim Kardashian.

  15. Dr Drew 06/24/2010 17:40

    Nice, so the rich continue to the fuck with the man….oh well…enjoy the signal….or lack there of on AT&T!

  16. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:41

    Air Joran’s Vans der Sloot

  17. SCUM 06/24/2010 17:42

    Full size I see TOMS, looked it up and it’s some fucking PC Hollywood brand.

  18. ohmwrecker 06/24/2010 17:42

    I had to google Mindy Lawton and I’m still not sure who she is.

  19. SCUM 06/24/2010 17:43

    The founder of TOMS is one of your people Ohm.

  20. Death to Finkle! 06/24/2010 17:43

    Wow. Y’all are good.

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