jennifer aniston is going topless. again.

By brendon June 15, 2010 @ 11:21 AM


Jennifer Aniston has been topless in a movie before, but it was edited so you never actually saw anything (note – hooray for the internet). Now she’s reportedly doing another topless scene, this time in a movie with the unthinkably underused Colin Farrell. The Sun says…

Her role in Horrible Bosses alongside movie bad boy Farrell, 34, is said to be a “total departure” from her usual romantic comedy characters.
Jen, 41, has previously only appeared partially nude in a blurred scene in 2007 film The Break-Up.
A source said of the new film: “It was worked out before she signed her contract, so she’s committed.”
It is due to be released next year.

Anistons one and only good attribute is her body, and even that isn’t as good as the average 19-year old (or Tyler reader) so, if you have to be shackled with 2 hours of, “I’m over gesturing with my hands like this is a god damn shadow puppet show because I can’t convey emotion through my acting. Look, I’m wringing my hands now. Ggrrr, I’m very intense right now. I’m very worried or maybe hopeful but listen to the music… mostly worried. But wait, something’s happenig! Now I’m throwing my hands up and showing my palms! I’m happy now, yaaay, the challenging situation was resolved! Big circles with my arms now, LOL! I don’t know how comedy works!”, then you damn well better see some tits.

(50) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 06/15/2010 11:23

    Granny boobs???

  2. avatar
    Digerati 06/15/2010 11:25

    I would eat that ass!

  3. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/15/2010 11:26

    i’ve been praying for a good look at those tittays since the second season of friends!

  4. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 06/15/2010 11:27

    But extra credit for extremely pokey nipples.

  5. avatar
    SALAJ 06/15/2010 11:27

    My friend told me . It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)

  6. avatar
    RemSteale 06/15/2010 11:28

    Tits trump acting ability

  7. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 06/15/2010 11:29

    You might want to e-mail Ms Aniston…

  8. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 06/15/2010 11:29

    J.A. could cut glass with her nipples!

  9. avatar
    slerby 06/15/2010 11:30

    my cock is already out… and – GO!

  10. avatar
    slerby 06/15/2010 11:32

    granny tits… she puts girls 1/2 her age to shame, 100 times over, AND she’s getting hotter as she gets older. meanwhile girls like pugface Miley and Kesha etc etc. just get fuglier… go figure that.

    and… cock out for a 2nd round for miss Aniston!! – GO!

  11. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 06/15/2010 11:37

    I agree Slerby.

    Just like Cameron Diaz.

    Saw her in The Mask again just last night while flipping chanels – her debut role – and HOT AS HELL.

    Now I’d be scared to see her in the sunlight!

  12. avatar
    MrAdams 06/15/2010 11:39

    Looks like another “wait until cable” movie.

  13. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/15/2010 11:39

    its justin Timberlake, His seed is poison and taints everything he plows.

  14. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/15/2010 11:42

    don’t get me wrong, I LOVE her tits and am very happy to see them, but this is the first full on nude tit in weeks, and it’s a pick that’s over 2 years old…..
    Lame sauce bro, a whole gallon of it…..

  15. avatar
    Watt 06/15/2010 11:46

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

    *clap clap clap clap*

  16. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/15/2010 11:52

    she was always blasting her nips! Between Chandler coked up in the early seasons, and Jens nipps blasting, it was actually entertaining, if you ignored the shows dialogue completely.

  17. avatar
    Watt 06/15/2010 11:55

    I think schwimmer talked about that. Saying sometimes Jen didn’t realize she couldn’t wear certain shirts.

  18. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 06/15/2010 11:55

    Fck you Brendumb:

    “Mac-Daddy 06/15/2010 11:50 Your comment is awaiting moderation. ”

    God forbid I post a Hot picture on your site!

  19. avatar
    Watt 06/15/2010 12:00

    Ever not crap for like 3 days then shit for like 20 min straight?

  20. avatar
    Barbarella 06/15/2010 12:12


    Mornin’ all!

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