I don’t think there’s been any movement on the Wonder Woman movie in years, but Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to think there is, and that she would be a perfect choice to play the superhero. I wonder how she plans on getting her fat ass in that costume.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is pleading with movie studio bosses at Warner Bros. to hire her for the part.
She says, “I’m fighting so hard. I think Warner Bros. is getting ready to make Wonder Woman and I really want to play Wonder Woman. I am obsessed with Wonder Woman.”
You can forget about it fatty. Just cast Megan Fox. Or Denise Milani (below). Wonder Woman doesn’t really do anything anyway so how hard could it be. She was constantly getting captured and none of her ideas ever worked. She would lasso the monsters foot and then the monster would walk away with a lasso on its foot and after that she had no plan. At best she would distract the monster with her big tits and slutty little outfit, turning it from a regular monster to a horny monster with a hard on, which is actually much much worse than a regular monster, I would have thought.