jlh loves the way she looks. wait never mind.

The article from People is a perfect microcosm of Jennifer Love Hewitt. It’s a looping combination of retardation and denial that only she could manage. Please trust me when I tell you that both these quotes are from the very same 300 word interview. We start here…

In a world that’s overly focused on body image, Jennifer Love Hewitt is urging young women not to obsess about weight – because it’s simply not worth it.
“When I meet young girls, I’m always like, ‘Just do me one favor,’ ” she tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it’s the greatest gift I can give.”

But somehow finish here…

(Hewitt) still fesses up to dreaming about having a certain body type.
“I’d want to have Gisele Bundchen’s body. Even though she’s tall and skinny, she does have curves … and I think that’s hot,” says Hewitt. “Halle Berry also is kind of amazing.”

I don’t mean to dwell in the past but you just said girls should love their own body. Then you named two unattainable standards of beauty that no one could live up too and that you yourself envy.

But, whatever. Good. I’m glad she’s so transparently miserable. She should stop trying to make people feel like superficial dicks just because she let herself go to hell. Fuck her. She might as well done this entire interview by making little oinky piggy sounds.