katy perry is topless on esquire

By brendon June 25, 2010 @ 11:15 AM


Katy Perry is annoying and her music is terrible but she’s photogenic and has the body of a comic book villain so she’s really famous. And now (full size here) she’s on the cover of British Esquire because of it. On the cover of a magazine filled with thinly veiled homoerotic love letters to scarves and a tantalizing mango body balm. I’m not gonna lie to you; they’re sending mixed messages.

(32) Comments

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    MrAdams 06/25/2010 11:17

    It would have been a better picture if we could see her cut.

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    RemSteale 06/25/2010 11:19

    She does have nice fun bags

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    SALAJ 06/25/2010 11:21

    My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

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    Lightdragon2 06/25/2010 11:21

    titty fuck tity fuck tity fuck

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    Lightdragon2 06/25/2010 11:22

    oh great i post at the same time as Salaj

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    MrAdams 06/25/2010 11:23

    I think “Salaj” means “he who has carnal relations with camels” in Arabic.

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    RemSteale 06/25/2010 11:28

    I think it means “He who is penetrated anally by Camels”

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    Mike Hunt 06/25/2010 11:32

    I bet she has a good place to insert my cucumber

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/25/2010 11:35

    It’s nice to see her take the moral high road and not use sex… unlike that saucy Lady GaGa…

    (or was that the oral high road?)

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    Bono is a cunt 06/25/2010 11:35

    Sweet Baby Jesus.

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    Sensei John Kreese 06/25/2010 11:35

    Since when did topless mean not actually seeing boobs?

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    Mike Hunt 06/25/2010 11:38

    Brendumb doesn’t know what a bikini is either, and he thinks intercourse includes a handshake

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    Bono is a cunt 06/25/2010 11:39

    Aren’t tits just amazing. They attract men to mate with and then feed the offspring. Fucking genius.

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    Mike Hunt 06/25/2010 11:41

    And don’t forget about the nipples, Senor Bono!

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    Barbarella 06/25/2010 11:41

    Would hit. She’s fuckin hot.

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    RemSteale 06/25/2010 11:41

    Esquire apparently did Mike………..

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    RemSteale 06/25/2010 11:49

    I’d buy that for a dollar Barb

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    Crestien 06/25/2010 11:56

    She is definitely the hottest chick in the media right now. Love her big ole tits

    Katy’s Tweets and Photos

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    RemSteale 06/25/2010 11:58

    What exactly is the point of a website that reposts twitter posts?

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    MrAdams 06/25/2010 12:00

    Don’t ask me. I don’t see the point of Twitter. Or Facebook.

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