katy perry is mad at lady gaga

The much-hyped video for ‘Alejandro’ from Lady Gaga came out yesterday, and it featured “shocking” images such as Gaga, “dressed in a latex nun’s habit, sucking on rosary beads and at the center of a gay orgy dressed in a crucifix-emblazoned robe with a cross over her crotch.”

It was bound to draw criticism from religious and conservative groups, but it surprised many when Katy Perry was among the first. This would make a lot of sense except for the fact that it doesn’t. Katy uses nothing but cheap theatrics to gain attention, so who is she to talk? Just stand there so I can stare at your tits and shut your mouth, little girl.

(note – those are also the instructions I give when selecting college interns to work at Tyler, btw. apply now for a summer you won’t forget!)