Kelly Brook was in Barbados over the weekend (more here) and in these pictures her perfect body is in a fantastically small bikini, paddling around the water, wrapped up inside the legs of another girl who would occasionally grind her hips forward into Kelly who was dripping wet. In very much related news, my penis refused to get hard when I tried to masturbate for the ninth time in the last 5 minutes, so I had to force it. I had to rape my own penis. It can’t press charges, can it? Won’t it be my word against my penis?
(source = splash news online)
i’m so fucking sick of hearing about this chick i know nothing about.
she needs a better PR team.
she’s pretty average looking, and her body is just ok… i see saddle bags in her future… is she old? are we supposed to be impressed she looks this good for her age and that’s why she’s in playboy?
I give her thumbs up for those natural titties, DC
My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
Dark Cherry…..
….you are fucking insane…..
..maybe insanely jealous?
I’ll give her 2 thumbs up and a 1 penis up, just because she is as hot as she is, but other than that!
‘eh
If I saw her on the street, I’d probably think….yeah, she’s hot. But then keep walking.
and she is 31, which is NOT old!! :)
She’s 31. She gets a thumbs up from me too. OK, not a thumb but I am UP.
That headline is a fucking WEAK example of “Way Better”…..
…THIS is how I define “Way Better”….
http://www.wwtdd.com/2007/07/kelly-brook-is-perfect/attachment/3701/
SupB and Mac beat me to the punch. I need a nap.
image 7 has flat butt. Not sure what to think about that…
Amen SupB
Big natural breasts are where it’s at.
At least until she’s about 35ish, and they sag so much they rest on your head while you’re eating her out!
She makes my gooch sweaty
Mac-Daddy, I must say your commentary is much more tolerable now without that avatar of some shirtless dickwad staring off into space like a little kid with ADD.
ok so she’s not old, and no OBs, not jealous just confused b/c she seems like a pretty average chick to me that’s getting a ton of hype and I don’t get why. she’s not a WAG or anything, just a random Page 6 girl who’s been in a few Maxim mags.
next!
So, have we found a suitable replacement for isshefilthy yet? Obs?
Hmmmm…
http://www.tittaycitay.com/
<<<<< She is not 31 yet (Nov) but she is smoking, I wish she was smoking my pole.
She makes my union jack fly at full staff.
Thank you DTF.