kelly brook. in playboy.

June 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Girls really don’t seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that’s that, girls might think. We’ve seen her tits. Now we can move on, right?

Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don’t. This is a step in the right direction, however. The Daily Mail says…

The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose naked for (playboy) later this year.
The 30-year-old, who boasts a 34E cup size, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.

Kelly Brook is gorgeous, and she’s 34E. A small girl with huge tits. Those things are awesome individually, so combining them seems like pure fantasy. It would be like getting a blowjob while on vicodin while puppies licked my feet while Tracy Porter ran back his int to ice the Superbowl for the Saints while a spiderbite gave me Spiderman powers.

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