kelly brook. in playboy.

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 9:49 AM


Girls really don’t seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that’s that, girls might think. We’ve seen her tits. Now we can move on, right?

Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don’t. This is a step in the right direction, however. The Daily Mail says…

The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose naked for (playboy) later this year.
The 30-year-old, who boasts a 34E cup size, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.

Kelly Brook is gorgeous, and she’s 34E. A small girl with huge tits. Those things are awesome individually, so combining them seems like pure fantasy. It would be like getting a blowjob while on vicodin while puppies licked my feet while Tracy Porter ran back his int to ice the Superbowl for the Saints while a spiderbite gave me Spiderman powers.

(90) Comments

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:52

    I’d love to plant my American Flag in that Plymouth Rock.
    Nigs pigs etc

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:53

    Double titties

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:53

    3some with her and my avi

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:54

    Four scores and several strokes ago…

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:54

    Five fingers in her asshole

  6. avatar
    Watt 06/03/2010 09:55

    Six is close to sex

  7. avatar
    Watt 06/03/2010 09:55

    Seven was a good movie

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    SALAJ 06/03/2010 09:55

    Someone told me WealthyRomanceS-COM. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:56

    I’d love to say I eight her out

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    Demon Spawn 06/03/2010 09:56

    Megan Fox has nothing on this girl. She actually has the body of a fully formed woman.

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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:57


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    RemSteale 06/03/2010 09:58


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    Watt 06/03/2010 09:59

    Megan Fox looks like an anorexic bitch in the last few bikini pictures.

    There’s a fine line between losing a bit of weight and showing ribs. Girls are supposed to have some fat on them. Preferably in the form of 34E’s

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    Mac-Daddy 06/03/2010 10:01

    I gave up on trying to figure out who this girl is. So I’ll just stick to fact that she’s hot and therefore on my list of people I’d love to kidnap fuck

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    Mac-Daddy 06/03/2010 10:01

    oops, damn strike through html code not working!

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    Mac-Daddy 06/03/2010 10:05


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    Mac-Daddy 06/03/2010 10:05

    odd…worked for that one^

  18. avatar
    Watt 06/03/2010 10:06

    Kidnap fucking is highly underrated.

    What? Rape?

    You’re crazy!

  19. avatar
    RemSteale 06/03/2010 10:09

    Stockholm Syndrome??

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    clunge_master 06/03/2010 10:10

    I saw Kelly Brook in London last year and my cock actually imploded.

    totally worth it, my girlfriend doesnt think so but fuck her..shes not Kelly Brook.

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