Girls really don’t seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that’s that, girls might think. We’ve seen her tits. Now we can move on, right?
Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don’t. This is a step in the right direction, however. The Daily Mail says…
The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose naked for (playboy) later this year.
The 30-year-old, who boasts a 34E cup size, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.
Kelly Brook is gorgeous, and she’s 34E. A small girl with huge tits. Those things are awesome individually, so combining them seems like pure fantasy. It would be like getting a blowjob while on vicodin while puppies licked my feet while Tracy Porter ran back his int to ice the Superbowl for the Saints while a spiderbite gave me Spiderman powers.
I’d love to plant my American Flag in that Plymouth Rock.
Nigs pigs etc
Double titties
3some with her and my avi
Four scores and several strokes ago…
Five fingers in her asshole
Six is close to sex
Seven was a good movie
Someone told me WealthyRomanceS-COM. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
I’d love to say I eight her out
Megan Fox has nothing on this girl. She actually has the body of a fully formed woman.
FUCK YOU SALAJ YOU BROKE MY HOT TITTY COMBO!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Megan Fox looks like an anorexic bitch in the last few bikini pictures.
There’s a fine line between losing a bit of weight and showing ribs. Girls are supposed to have some fat on them. Preferably in the form of 34E’s
I gave up on trying to figure out who this girl is. So I’ll just stick to fact that she’s hot and therefore on my list of people I’d love to kidnap fuck
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Kidnap fucking is highly underrated.
What? Rape?
You’re crazy!
Stockholm Syndrome??
I saw Kelly Brook in London last year and my cock actually imploded.
totally worth it, my girlfriend doesnt think so but fuck her..shes not Kelly Brook.