lindsay is in big trouble! jk lol :p

Lindsay Lohan is on probation from 2 sets of charges of cocaine possession and driving under the influence. Sunday night her SCRAM bracelet was activated because there was alcohol in her system, a direct violation of her probation. Actually it registered five different violations. Five. Five of them. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

So what did the judge do? Is Lindsay going to jail? I’ll give you a hint: this all took place in LA?…

Lindsay was on probation when she failed to appear in court last month. At that point, Judge Revel revoked her probation and set bail at $100,000. In return for bail, Lindsay promised to appear for a hearing on the probation violation — set for July 6. Because of the SCRAM incident, the $100,000 bail has now been forfeited. Instead of throwing Lindsay in jail pending the July hearing, the judge is allowing her to post new bail — set at $200,000, so she can remain free.

And since you’re allowed to put up 10 percent, that means her bail is actually $20,000. And a bail bondsman has already paid it. So, of course, she suffered no consequences for breaking the law, once again. And now she’s right back on twitter…

– i did not violate anything .. at all
– poeple just won’t leave me be though and accept i’m happy and well
– u are so right. It is just unfortunate and unfair because it distracts from the fact & the truth that i’m in such a good place
– how insane are these accusations?!

I like how Lindsay considers a medical test to be an “accusation”. The SCRAM detects alcohol in a persons sweat. It’s not personal. It’s not saying you were drunk because it’s jealous. It would like be yelling at your blood if you got AIDS. “Oh I knew it, of course my blood would say that. I bet it didn’t even try to fight it off.”