Lindsay Lohan hasn’t had a movie in theaters since July of 2007, when “I Know Who Killed Me” died faster than Kurt Cobain, so how on earth does she keep up her fancy lifestyle? Mostly though stealing as it turns out (here’s a brief list of the highlights).
One time (here) she even tried to walk out of a store with $15,000 in clothes by telling the clerk that someone would get in touch and pay for everything later. Keep this story in mind. TMZ says…
Church — a boutique that sells expensive clothes, jewelry, and accessories — claims Lindsay shopped at the store between November, 2009 and February, 2010.
(She) racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and convinced the owners her business manager would pay the bill. But much to the chagrin of the owners, Lindsay’s business manager paid a grand total of $180.
The truly amazing part is that she hasn’t gone on her twitter yet and explained that this is all a big lie. A set-up. We just have to wait until she tells us the REAL story. More likely the clerk at the store told her to take all that stuff because she’s so sexy and he’s in love with her. He had a rose in his mouth and he was on one knee but she rejected him and she had to use her karate to escape. And now the clerk is saying all this stuff to make her look bad. Poor Lindsay. Everyone is always makin up these crazy stories, just for no reason whatsoever.
4.23.07 - she stole $10,000 in clothes from a model.
8.3.07 - she stole clothes from a Louis Vuitton photo shoot.
5.6.08 - stole an $11,000 fur coat.
2.16.09 - this just looks stolen.
6.16.09 - $400,000 in diamonds magically disappeared from a photo shoot.
11.14.09 - she stole 2 bottles of champagne from a bar in Hollywood.
11.17.09 - she tried, but failed, to take $15,000 in clothes from Kitson.
4.23.10 - she stole a $35,000 Rolex.
I was afraid we had forsaken LiLo!
Somebody send Lohan SALAJ’s info.
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6/30/10 - she stole my heart
Hmmm… no mention of Lindsay Lohan robbing that sperm bank, eh? I know they couldn’t prove it, because she swallowed the evidence, but still…
I knew a guy that had a waterfall in his house too. He was gay, and too poor to fix the roof in his trailer. When asked for a comment DDM said “no way that it could be me, I’m not gay”…..
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A Rolex ain’t shit, dumbass. In these parts, it’s Porsches, Cartiers, and waterfalls.
Oh, and ‘73 BMWs with the headlight held in place by a coat hanger.
god forbid we go a single day without Hohan
Damn right she’s stealing again . . . . stealing away my boner.
What’s this do to your boner Rok?
http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/351/Gay-Pride-Parade_jpg_250×1000_q85.jpg
Rokan has an attractive sister. Who knew?
Some lines from the upcoming Lohan Film Inferno….
“Is there anything in this life I like more than cock sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the ass.”
“I once took on a pro football team–and I don’t just mean two at a time! I mean more!”
“I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only–sucking a footlong cock!
This movie was tailor made for Lohan, she doesn’t even have to memorize lines, just talk about her Friday nights…
Finkle! find me a pair of loafers for the summer!
Lohan needs to do a cable series like Weeds or True Blood…….
…I was watching Busty Cops Romancing The Stone….and thought Lindsay would be a natural addition to the cast……
You know you have hard on for Lindsey. Otherwise you would lose a lot of material.
Anybody else notice how they changed the search function?
DTF, that has long been my favorite Jessica Beil picture. Thanks!
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It’s “awaiting moderation”. Check piperlime.com in the loafers and slip-ons section. I tend to lean toward the driving moc style, and steer clear of the boat shoe. Sperrys are still kinda trendy and all, but have been for 3 years. A bit played out.
I want a pair of these bad, now…
http://www.buckle.com/product/product_detail.jsp?prd=34175BENTLEY