Anyone who is anyone in Hollywood was at the Laker game last night, which is why Lindsay Lohan was home on Twitter pretending to know what was going on (her analysis of the defense). But just before that it was me-o-clock when Lindsay linked to a report on E! saying her alcohol test was negative after her SCRAM bracelet went off last week.
In between tweeting ads for coupon companies, Lindsay wrote…
Finally. The truth, is refreshing.
I wonder if she’ll also link to Radar, who is reporting today that Lindsay actually had a .BAL as high as .04 and that her SCRAM bracelet was tampered with…
Lindsay’s alcohol level ranged from .03 to .04 from midnight to 3 a.m on June 6, during the hours after the MTV awards.
Lindsay’s alcohol levels were contained in a report prepared by SCRAM officials for the judge after Lindsay’s bracelet registered the presence of alcohol,
“There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable.”
Just to be extra clear this is 2 separate reports being cited. Radar mentions one done at 3am, E! mentions one taken 8 hours later. But whatever. I just hope she goes ahead and has her inevitable relapse/crime spree because I never want to hear about this again. Just like my girlfriends miscarriage. Okay, yes, I get it, I’m not deaf.
someone kill this bitch already!!!
was only a matter of time for a Ho-han post
we should make this a drinking game. You have to drink whenever Brendum pots up a HoHan post.
we’d be wrecked by Noon!
My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
That fucking hurt…
Fuck you, pepper.
she’s a shanky mole
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
lohan, kardashian, Megan fox, miley, repeat.
piss poor performance dick burger.
Where’s the frickin point in going on……………?
“…because I never want to hear about this again”
and neither do we dick bag. Now stop citing E! and fucking Radar online like they are creditable in anyway what soever. Go find some muther fucking bare tits and put them on the god dam front page. It’s Friday you cock sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He no longer has the balls to put up bare breasts, they would have a censored banner across the nipples
McGirk has devolved into Poolman.
slovenia…….Slovenia….SLOVENIA!!!!!!!!
Dirt,
So what do you think is actually wrong with you?
I mean . . . in a clinical sense?
It’s my opinion that he has an acute, untreatable case of the stupids.
I’m going to shove my vuvuzuela up Donovan’s ass……
USA!! USA!!
Pepper, you fucking traitor!
Go stand in the corner with the God damn Canadians!
Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus.
How dare you insult the Canadians….my great, great great…..*checks family album*…..
……
nope…don’t have any Canadian roots…fuck the Canadians….
deepayes…..are you attempting to wake up Zombie?
Pepper,
It was some sort of incantation alright. I felt something move . . . . you know, down there.