Lindsay Lohan’s big comeback was supposed to begin with her role as 70‘s porn pioneer Linda Lovelace in the film “Inferno.” It was perfect. Except they don’t own the rights to the story, the director has no idea whats he’s doing, they don’t have a cast and they don’t have a script.
Ahh, excuse me, they DO have a script! And it’s everything you might imagine from this group of consummate professionals.
Lohan will have to play a role in which her character is “thoroughly degraded.” According to Von, “the movie is obviously designed to just outright disturb (with) the combination of childhood imagery and absolute outright depraved perversions.”
“It’s hard to imagine the movie making it to theaters in its current form no matter who plays Lovelace,” reports the Post.
Lindsay was only famous because she had big tits, so as we celebrate her very justified demise, we need to turn our attention to new people like Liz Parada of ABC’s ‘True Beauty’, whatever the hell that might be. She posed for some pictures in Ft. Lauderdale yesterday, and it was awesome. Because she’s really pretty and thin with huge tits. These pictures shouldn’t even be allowed without a prescription, and only then after a doctor has cleared you for all the frantic masturbating that will be going on after you see them.
(source = splash news online)
Thoroughly degraded.
Sounds like the role she’s been working up to really….
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Die screaming Salaj
Someone told me SALAJ was a member of NAMBLA and his web site would infect your computer so he could use it to download kiddy porn.
Rem:
Love the new av. I heard that as a joke once, but it went: “Chuck Norris could do it in 12!”
From Wiki:
Linda Boreman was soon performing as Linda Lovelace in hardcore “loops”, short 8mm silent films made for peep shows. She starred in a 1971 bestiality film titled Dog Fucker or alternately Dogarama.
Lindsay was born for this role. She has already done a dog fucking video.
I think it was titled… Doing Sam Ronson
I love Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isnt stupid enough to attack him.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win. Forever
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Has she had a cesarean section? If so, I can’t fuck her because my cock might pop out through the scar. I’d rip a new one.
Or re-rip her one I suppose.
Jack Bauer jokes are pretty fun too:
Jack Bauer wrote 27 of the top 30 facts about Chuck Norris. The authors of the three he did not write, are dead.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn’t hurt as much as Jack Bauer.
All Video games now feature four difficulty levels: Easy, Normal, Hard, and Jack Bauer…No one has ever beaten the game on Jack Bauer.
When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
so they are going to set up cameras in lindays hotel room and edit the footage into a film?
What ever happened to that Erin Andrews peephole film?
It went up on various parts of the web and people forgot about it Watt
This role could be ideal for Lindsay actually, after reading some of Linda Lovelaces accusations and exploits…
The box cover for here soon to be released sex tape.
http://tinyurl.com/33s7bbp
NSFYS…
(Not safe for your stomach.)
The chick in the pics is foiiiiiiine, and thanks Brentard for posting her pics instead of Lindsays. The last few days of posts it almost feels like WWTDD is it’s regular old self again. Pointless bikini pics and nudity are what we all come here for, not updates on what kind of guyliner that phaggot Spencer Pratt wears.
Right on brah, high five.
Watt: I know that broad from Playboy, English host of something, Emma? Gemma?
Her name is “nice rack red head who clearly wants my cock”
I would proudly and eagerly hand in my coal miner V card to plant my seed in this chick! Sweet Titty Tuesday!
Here’s Gemma Massey (nsfw); http://blog.centerfolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gemma-massey-768-6.jpg