06.08.2010 lindsays scram bracelet started flashing

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The courts in LA don’t seem especially concerned abut it, but Lindsay Lohans alcohol monitor, the SCRAM ankle bracelet, started flashing while she was at Katy Perrys MTV party early Monday morning. Star says…

(Lindsay) was at Las Palmas around 1 a.m. Monday morning, June 7, when, “all of a sudden, her SCRAM ankle bracelet started flashing furiously — bright red, fast flashes — right through her boot!” an eyewitness tells Star. “I couldn’t hear anything, like if there was an alarm that went off as well, but you could definitely see the flashes.
(A DUI expert says) the flashing could simply be “a technical issue,” specifically that her bracelet could have been “interacting with the modem, transferring data, and not necessarily related to an alcohol level.”

Well that doesn’t make any sense. Why the hell would you need really bright flashing lights to transmit data? Am I supposed to move out of the way or something? Is the data fresh out of the oven, or on sale? It would be like having a siren on your email. That bitch was drunk, and we all know it.


(81) Comments

  1. Rokan 06/08/2010 12:10

    Eat hot flaming death SALAJ you cunt!!!!

  2. Zombie 06/08/2010 12:12

    She looks like she’s in her 40s. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 06/08/2010 12:13

    Is this the first time Lindsay and flashing were used in a sentence that didn’t include the word pussy?

  4. Rokan 06/08/2010 12:14

    ‘Sup, Zombie?

    You missed the discussion about the Glee finale tonight.

  5. RemSteale 06/08/2010 12:14

    Rather disturbing that Keith Richards has better skin tone, now there’s a man who can do drugs

  6. Mike Hunt 06/08/2010 12:15

    Yep.

  7. DarkCherry 06/08/2010 12:15

    this jumpsuit wouldn’t be so bad if she had just pulled it up like an inch.

    and actually… i’m surprised at how her skin looks in the close ups.. less wrinkled… botox? facial? bathing in the blood of virgins?

  8. DarkCherry 06/08/2010 12:16

    oh shut up rokan… just b/c someone posts a comment doesn’t mean you have to read it or that it has to be approved by everyone.

    go back to talking about worming chicks, that always makes sense.

  9. Rokan 06/08/2010 12:18

    Ok,

    Bend over, Cali.

  10. RedRage 06/08/2010 12:18

    Oh please say we can continue the Glee conversation. I’d rather eat the pussy out of a mad cow. Come here B!

    Just kidding!

  11. SuperB 06/08/2010 12:19

    HULK SMASH to RR head…

  12. Barbarella 06/08/2010 12:19

    Wow… she actually doesn’t look totally horrid in these pics.

  13. Watt 06/08/2010 12:19

    This cop car followed me home last night with its lights on. He must have been using the radio. At least that’s what I told the judge.

  14. Zombie 06/08/2010 12:20

    I don’t know what Glee is but it sounds like something that should have never made it past a pilot.

    .

    Rem, did you hear about Julia Stiles joining the cast of Dexter this season? I can’t stand that bitch, hopefully she gets decapitated.

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  17. RedRage 06/08/2010 12:24

    Ha! All love B! Can you hulk smash my dick with your mouth, please?

  18. Death to Finkle! 06/08/2010 12:25

    Supposed to be less serial killer-ish, Z. ‘Cuz nobody could follow Lithgow.

  19. Watt 06/08/2010 12:27

    Z it reminds me a lot of high school band. I think that’s why I like it. Your mileage may vary just like every other show.

    Mike: of course. He’s fabulous. My penis is throbbing.

  20. Mike Hunt 06/08/2010 12:28

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