megan fox is engaged again

While in Hawaii two weeks ago, Megan Fox reportedly got engaged to Brian Austin Green (for the second time), but really all this story will do is give the dorks and fatties and keyboard nerds another reason to make fun of her. Us magazine says…

Green popped the question to Fox (on) June 1. But in all the excitement, the happy couple somehow lost the ring.
“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness (says). “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”
Alas, the 2-carat sparkler, which the pair picked out together from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills, remains MIA.
“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”

Megan has been especially low profile lately, maybe because this is true and she is engaged and doesn’t want to be hounded about it. Or maybe she heard I went off the grid and is trying to hide under that hat. Oh silly Megan. When two hearts are meant to be together no hat or smart ass judge or manhunt can stand between them.