perez hilton is a moron

By brendon June 14, 2010 @ 11:02 AM

miley_upskirt

An uncensored picture of Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car with no underwear on was all over the place this weekend, but you probably never saw it because Miley is 17 and the cops really freak out when you publish pictures of a underage girls snatch. But Perez Hilton is a moron who is blinded by his need for attention so of course he posted it on his twitter.

And naturally he only did it because Miley ignores him and he’s a sociopath who attacks anyone who doesn’t pretend to like him, and he does that because he’s a Frankenstein headed dullard who no one ever loved as a child, and seriously, how could they? This is why he makes up blatant lies about people like Lily Allen. He’s really god damn creepy to be honest with you. And not just because he’s so ugly he should get handicapped parking.

At some point Hollywood will catch on to the fact that no one actually likes this dim witted loser who looks like he had a stroke when he talks, and they’ll come to realize he’s not influential in any way. He’s had a TV show, a clothing line and a few books, and they were all complete failures. He’s had two singers on his record label, Sliimy last year and Travis Garland this year. Guess what? No one gives a fuck. His site is only popular because it was early and people have a routine when they go online and that routine is very slow to change. Point being, with any luck this piece of shit will get in trouble for this. I also hope someone drowns him in a sink but I don’t want to get my hopes up. That can only lead to a broken heart.

wwtdd

(45) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 06/14/2010 11:11

    Fuck Perez

    !!!!

    He’s an A-Hole lover!

  2. SALAJ 06/14/2010 11:12

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  3. RemSteale 06/14/2010 11:13

    It would be quite nice to see him arrested for child pornography, but lets face it, how likely is that?

  4. Mac-Daddy 06/14/2010 11:13

    I can’t wait for someone to kill this douche!

  5. Mac-Daddy 06/14/2010 11:16

    btw…where is this pic?

    Ohh, Hi Chris Hansen!

  6. Slaappy 06/14/2010 11:19

    Fail both of us who tried to type this into a browser….

  7. Rokan 06/14/2010 11:21

    I wonder if (p)rick took a peek at her vag.

  8. Watt 06/14/2010 11:21

    I’m enjoying some dried blueberries.

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/14/2010 11:25

    why the FUCK do you have a youtube video of this piece of shit on your site? WTF is wrong with you. Either show the pic of the little skank’s snizz or don’t. There is absolutely no fucking reason to put a video up of that fat ugly fa660t. What the fuck is wrong with you?

    oh, and good morning everyone. Hope you all had a good weekend.

  10. Zombie 06/14/2010 11:27

    The one time I can say I wish I had a Twitter account.

  11. Rokan 06/14/2010 11:27

    So do we get to see her clam or not?

  12. Woodsman 06/14/2010 11:32

    I think I can wait ’til the fall.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/14/2010 11:32

    honestly i dont even want to. Im so sick of this bitch.

  14. Rokan 06/14/2010 11:35

    I’ve got a kind of guess her muff mentality going. I was please to see that Hermione and whoever that Disney slut was both kept a nice fur patch down there.
    I think I have gone on record that I like my clams bearded.

  15. Zombie 06/14/2010 11:35

    So uhh, how bout the tits on Stackhouse’s bar whore last night? Anybody?

  16. RemSteale 06/14/2010 11:38

    RIP, Guesshermuff…………….

  17. Watt 06/14/2010 11:39

    True Blood Z? Files sitting on my desktop. Gonna watch it tonight

  18. Chicago_animal 06/14/2010 11:40

    She didn’t show tits last night Z. Some other tits where shown though.

  19. Rokan 06/14/2010 11:41

    Boop boop e doop.

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