‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ star Danielle Staub has had a rumored sex tape for a while now, and despite my pleas to heaven it’s now being released. These are allegedly stills from the tape but they look more like evidence in a trial against her plastic surgeon. Either that or she bought her implants at the outlet mall. I don’t mean to brag but I’ve seen several naked ladies, in real life, and zero percent of their breasts had sharp edges on them.
(source = splash news online)