(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

By brendon June 30, 2010 @ 4:18 PM


Just so we’re clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from ‘the Bachelor’. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she’s been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them.

I didn’t want her fuggin up my erotic website and this is about Playboy so instead this post has pictures of Playboy model Julri Waters, who is Asian, 5’3″ and a 32G. It’s like someone made a girl based on nothing but my sexy fantasies. She needs to contact me immediately so we can get married.

Anyway. Not that it maters anymore, but Star says…

Fresh off her split from The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, newly single Vienna Girardi is ready to show off her sexy body. So the 24-year-old former Hooters waitress is stripping down for Playboy!
“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna tells Star.
“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake,” Vienna says of her decision to pose for Playboy — a deal she hopes will net her $250,000. ” I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”

Yeah, 250 sounds right. Go ahead and ask for that. And when Hef stops laughing, he’ll wave goodbye and say, “have fun riding your dolphin back to Fantasy Land jackass.” I don’t even know who this chick is and she’s at the peak of her fame, not to mention she’s ridiculous looking, so good luck at the bargaining table genius. If she’s ever in Playboy there better be a big red X over her and then a link to the sexy girls like Julri.

CRAZY BITCH UPDATE: Playboy says, “This is the first we’ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the cover of Playboy. We are not in negotiations with her and have not made her an offer.”

(NSFW pics here. source = the greatest 9 dollars you’ll ever spend)

(93) Comments

  1. avatar
    SALAJ 06/30/2010 13:25

    My friend told me http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)

  2. avatar
    SCUM 06/30/2010 13:29

    Well good morning SALAJ.

  3. avatar
    SCUM 06/30/2010 13:31

    And P.S. Bredumb, I don’t need a little asian chick to make my dick look big.

  4. avatar
    Watt 06/30/2010 13:32

    I thought my dad got rid of her kind in ‘nam…

  5. avatar
    Watt 06/30/2010 13:33

    9 dollars? I can go on any number of free porn sites and get better shit than this.

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    cheekymonkey 06/30/2010 13:43

    My friend told me http://www.foxhq.com/julri-waters-voluptuous/. It’s where many highly interested parties can see more pix of Julri in a state of, ahem, undress :)

    SALAJ, are all these “successful people” we’ll meet making a living spamming blog comment boards? (I can only imagine the riches and the luxury you must live in). I ask because when I think “quality relationship” I don’t think of a loser spam-peddling fucknuckle.

  7. avatar
    Watt 06/30/2010 13:45

    fucknuckle… Nice!

  8. avatar
    SCUM 06/30/2010 13:45

    Julri, both the blacks and asians spell jewelry that way.

  9. avatar
    Chicago_animal 06/30/2010 13:45

    Chick in the post is not hot! Just has big fake tits. And did you call this our erotic site? Wow, things got gay around here!

  10. avatar
    merryjester 06/30/2010 13:45

    Wait…. Vienna or Valeria??


  11. avatar
    gkline 06/30/2010 13:47

    “I didn’t want her fuggin up my erotic website “….you gotta be fukin’ kidding. you really think this is an erotic web site? my grandma doesn’t think this is an erotic web site.

  12. avatar
    Woodsman 06/30/2010 13:50

    gkline, I see your point but you have to admit your grandma is a bit of a skank.

    Sorry, someone had to say it.

  13. avatar
    gkline 06/30/2010 13:51

    shouldn’t her tits be higher? she looks deformed. when she gets older, she’ll need to push her tits aside to piss, so she doesn’t piss on ‘em.

  14. avatar
    Rokan 06/30/2010 13:51

    Homina homina!

    That being said, I think I’m too beucoup for her.

  15. avatar
    gkline 06/30/2010 13:53

    hey woodsman, grandma works hard to put food on the table. just ignore the stretch marks around her mouth…they’re from smoking, yeah that’s it, lots of smoking…cigars…yeah that’s it…cigars..big fat cigars

  16. avatar
    pepper 06/30/2010 13:54

    Wow…what tits!!!!

  17. avatar
    Chicago_animal 06/30/2010 13:57

    Only a moron would think stories on Chris Brown, old pics of Lindsay lohan and pics of deformed Asian or chineese whores with nasty fake tits would consider this an erotic site

  18. avatar
    RedRage 06/30/2010 13:58

    I finished eating lunch about half an hour ago. A double cheeseburger and an orange Gatorade. My buddy and I were on the phone having a laugh, I was laughing so hard I started choking and puked so forcefully that I got semi digested beef stuck in my teeth. I’m hungry again now.

  19. avatar
    Woodsman 06/30/2010 13:58

    gkline, I hear grandma is growing a moustache to hide the stretchmarks … taking a page out of Zombie’s book

  20. avatar
    Rokan 06/30/2010 14:01


    On a scale from 1-10, 1 being Pepper’s foreskin and 10 being your mom’s taint, how would you rate the taste of the upchuck?

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