07.12.2010 “You need a bat in the side of the head, how about that?”

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New Mel Gibson audio has been released today, featuring Mel threatening to kill or beat up his ex girlfriend several different times during the 8 minute tape, meaning either he’s a sociopath or she’s some type of hard-to-kill zombie. Highlights include…

- MEL: “You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
(just in case that wasn’t rhetorical, “No thank you.”)

- MEL: “I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
(I don’t think she understands yet. Maybe another dozen threatening examples would help.)

- OKSANA: “What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?”
MEL: “Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f*cking deserved it!”
(maybe she was swinging the baby around by its feet.)

He gets so angry at one point he’s literally breathless. Does anyone know where this guy is, by the way? Are we safe? He’s a violent maniac with his back against the wall and a billion dollars. We should declare him an enemy of the state before he builds some sort of doomsday device.

(61) Comments

  1. AncoBluzea 07/12/2010 14:55

    PHIRST

  2. LingLing 07/12/2010 15:00

    Isn’t he like 5′2″ or some such low altitude as most actors. Someone should just bitch slap the hate right out of him.

  3. Zombie 07/12/2010 15:01

    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes…. lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see the Z!

    .

    Hey AncoBluzea, choke and die fuckwad-

    http://madden10.net/2009/07/madden-10-soundtrack/

  4. Slaappy 07/12/2010 15:04

    Oh no! Another racist billionaire making movies.

  5. Observer 07/12/2010 15:07

    What is wrong with a man looking out for his woman’s needs?

  6. Mac-Daddy 07/12/2010 15:10

    -doesn’t give a shit

  7. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice 07/12/2010 15:10

    I fail to see what is wrong here

  8. nebulous 07/12/2010 15:11

    We should harness this power for good. I propose a new form of punishment called the “Mel”. Minor offenders sentenced to a 30 minute call with Mel Gibson, majors would get a daily call.

  9. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice 07/12/2010 15:12

    Oh…. nevermind, I get it. A real man doesn’t hit a girl in the side of the head with a bat. Gentlemen swing down on top of the head. Like whack-a-mole.

  10. AncoBluzea 07/12/2010 15:12

    zombie. it’s from tupac you idiot. go play with yourself bc you obivously have some free time. maybe you should hang out with mel so you can fist each other.

  11. GSpot 07/12/2010 15:16

    mel gibson is batshit crazy

  12. GSpot 07/12/2010 15:17

    doesn’t he know how many russian girls he can bring over here illegally and do this kind of thing to them without anyone knowing or caring?

  13. Observer 07/12/2010 15:18

    GSpot……

    …about how many…….and I like to see some trade-in samples……I’m not rich like Mel…..

  14. BrainlessBass 07/12/2010 15:20

    AncoBluzea, you are 100% correct.
    Let’s all meet at Lucana, North Carolina.

  15. Zombie 07/12/2010 15:22

    Haha you fucking moron. As I said, the line is from one of the songs on Madden 10. The name of the song is Can’t See Me by 2Pac, which I clearly pointed out in my link above is featured on the Madden soundtrack. Quit crying you little Shakur fan boy. He’s dead… and so is your argument.

  16. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice 07/12/2010 15:27

    I wonder why they never made Bird on a Wire 2. That Goldie Hawn is a fox

  17. BrainlessBass 07/12/2010 15:28

    I’m looking for a bloodbuddy.

  18. Watt 07/12/2010 15:32

    The new puppetuser guide says you need to insult the Z.

  19. D. Znuts 07/12/2010 15:33

    Hey guys, don’t make fun of Zombie or he’ll beat you up on the internet.

    Bahahaha.

    Still a yappy little shit-talking fuckwit, it’s good to see consistency.

  20. Zombie 07/12/2010 15:36

    Aww look, mister “I never start any fights” finally paid his internet bill to sign on and yammer.

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