alex curran is in a bikini

Alex Curran is a 23-year-old model from England, and she’s married to Steven Gerrard (this lead footed jackass), but the reason she’s here is because she’s in Ibiza this week and yesterday she was in a bikini. Gerrard is taking a break between bombing in the World Cup and getting back to work in the Premier League in August, but if I were him I’d take my time. That girls body is bad ass, who cares about soccer. I could get shot in the eye with an arrow and I’d still stay on that beach all day.

(actually i don’t know why i called gerrard a jackass. he’s one of my favorite players and that top 10 video is old but awesome. his placement on number 2 is just impossible, and he strikes the ball so god damn hard on numbers 5, 3 and 1 it’s amazing it didn’t burst into flames. if there wasn’t a net for number 3 he would have killed at least a dozen people.)