chris brown used eye drops to fake cry at the bet awards

By brendon July 01, 2010 @ 12:09 PM

Chris Brown was a big story this week because instead of singing a song like he was supposed to Sunday night at the BET awards, he wandered around stage like an asshole and cried. And for some inexplicable reason he got good press out of that.

Until now at least.

An insider tells Us magazine the crying was fake. Before he took the stage, one of Brown’s bodyguards gave the singer tear-inducing eye drops.
Brown’s rep denies it (but) the witness says Brown definitely used drops. “He rubbed it in and he started crying.”

Hahaha, you suck Chris Brown. Of course he faked it. That dork cried from start to finish and sang like 10 words. People can still sing while they’re crying. Tears aren’t made of poison, you can still open your mouth and say stuff. If you don’t believe me ask my ex about breaking up with me. She couldn’t hear everything of course because I was lying under her tires so she couldn’t leave and mostly screaming, but I think she got the gist of it.

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  1. Sensei John Kreese 07/01/2010 12:12

    I wish I could say something witty and sarcastic, but this story bores me to tears.

    Get it?

    Ok screw you all.

  2. Zombie 07/01/2010 12:13

    Sweep the fucking leg!

  3. Sensei John Kreese 07/01/2010 12:14

    Straight outta the dugout…

  4. Watt 07/01/2010 12:16

    I’m running out of woman beater stories. So i’ll just say

    Níggers

  5. Zombie 07/01/2010 12:17

    Straight out the dugout, crazy motherfucker named Sensei
    Swinging hard enough to homer up in Fenway
    With an Easton, and that’s the reason
    He leads the league in RBIs every season.

  6. Observer 07/01/2010 12:17

    He should change his name to “Brown Chris”…..

  7. RemSteale 07/01/2010 12:18

    Do not care about this arsehole

  8. MrAdams 07/01/2010 12:19

    I don’t like Chris Brown. Yes, because he’s a nagger, too.

  9. Observer 07/01/2010 12:19

    Personally…..

    ….I also cry for the struggle of the Black Man in America…..

  10. Sensei John Kreese 07/01/2010 12:21

    Shit Z, Eminem better watch his back.

    Or at the worst at least 3rd Bass should.

  11. Sensei John Kreese 07/01/2010 12:21

    What would Jimmy the Greek have to say about this?

  12. DarkCherry 07/01/2010 12:22

    did Michael Jackson die before or after CB beat the shit out of Rhianna?

  13. Watt 07/01/2010 12:24

    DC: who the fuck cares. WE WANT TITS!

  14. Rokan 07/01/2010 12:25

    I just pooped in the sink.

  15. Watt 07/01/2010 12:28

    Where’s that hot Russian spy bitch? She’s one nice piece of ass.

  16. ohmwrecker 07/01/2010 12:30

    Is today some kind of patriotic holiday? Is it flag day? WTF?

  17. readykilowatt 07/01/2010 12:31

    If he lip synced the “performance” I’d call the ruse complete.

  18. Zombie 07/01/2010 12:31

    DC, no Gaga avi today? I take it you didn’t approve of her Fonzie look.

  19. Watt 07/01/2010 12:32

    http://www.businessinsider.com/check-out-russian-spy-and-nyc-tech-enthusiast-anna-chapmans-facebook-glamour-shots-2010-6/-1

    Ohm: its America Jr. Day.

  20. ohmwrecker 07/01/2010 12:33

    4th of July? You guys are such eager beavers.

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