“You need a bat in the side of the head, how about that?”

New Mel Gibson audio has been released today, featuring Mel threatening to kill or beat up his ex girlfriend several different times during the 8 minute tape, meaning either he’s a sociopath or she’s some type of hard-to-kill zombie. Highlights include…

– MEL: “You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
(just in case that wasn’t rhetorical, “No thank you.”)

– MEL: “I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
(I don’t think she understands yet. Maybe another dozen threatening examples would help.)

– OKSANA: “What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?”
MEL: “Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f*cking deserved it!”
(maybe she was swinging the baby around by its feet.)

He gets so angry at one point he’s literally breathless. Does anyone know where this guy is, by the way? Are we safe? He’s a violent maniac with his back against the wall and a billion dollars. We should declare him an enemy of the state before he builds some sort of doomsday device.