07.05.2010 fuck you sean penn

Sean Penn, Reese Witherspoon

Sean Penn
has an inspirational interview in the current issue of Vanity Fair in which he begrudgingly opens up about his charity work in Haiti, where he’s lived for the past 5 months.

It’s inspirational because it proves you can just lie your ass off in interviews with major magazines and no one will fact check anything or call you on your bullshit if you’re a celebrity (more here). Penn goes back and forth to Haiti every few weeks, but so do drug mules, and he only does it for the attention. As proof of both those things, yesterday he was, A) back home in Malibu surfing with other rich Hollywood celebrities and B) once again wearing that stupid 10-gallon hat with the name of his charity written in enormous letters (here he is with it at LAX).

Gosh Sean, are you sure the hat is big enough? Will it get you all the attention you so desperately crave? Maybe you should put a flashing red siren on top too, just in case.

(source = inf daily)


(13) Comments

  1. RemSteale 07/05/2010 11:39

    Meh. Do not care, but at least I beat Salaj

  2. Lightdragon2 07/05/2010 11:51

    well at least they started to post stuff on the weekend. this is a start.

  3. RemSteale 07/05/2010 11:55

    Yep, cant believe they censored a naked ass

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  5. MrAdams 07/05/2010 12:49

    Since Sean Penn desperately craves attention, wouldn’t it be a better idea to not mention him? That’s me, though. I think all kinds of weird stuff.

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/05/2010 12:52

    why are there so many of the phantom comments showing up? ones that aren’t posted by members, and has some weird description of the post in the comment. What the fuck are they and why so many recently??????????????

  7. Soup Sandwich 07/05/2010 13:13

    Well I’m thankful that at least the Sean Penn bashing continues on this site. Yes he is an attention whore; which is why he needs to be called out on his bullshit as much as possible.

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  10. Admiral 07/05/2010 15:26

    Something just popped in this guys head one day and made him fucking retarded. And he’s a Communist. Both those sentences are directly related.

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  12. ninjaplease 07/05/2010 17:15

    you’re really socking it to that spiro agnew guy.. you don’t care whose toes you stop on… Let’s get tim robbins and that chick with the giant cans next! they’re topical!

  13. AlabasterCockmaster 07/05/2010 23:25

    Does it make me a bad person to hope that a pack of n*ggers rapes Penn to death? If it does I accept it. I just want an objective opinion.

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