tyler has sexy readers

UPDATE – I don’t know why I continue to be such a vacillating, no-decision making spaz with this contest but I keep changing things around and all it does is screw it up. Hopefully I’ll magically get smart overnight and figure it out by next week.

Even Fiona and her hotness was a major problem, at least for other girls. Because according to the email and the thousands who voted, unless you are Fiona, there’s a very real chance your boyfriend hates you now. In her home state, “Fionas tits” was already the third leading cause of divorce, and now that’s only gonna get worse.

Needless to say she won this weeks $500, and next Friday there will be another vote with more insanely hot and mostly naked readers, some of whom you’ve already seen if you follow Tyler on twitter and facebook. And now I’m gonna bail on this tailspin of an update because it’s become obvious that I’m not gonna say anything even remotely interesting or, god forbid, funny. Feel free to click the “Read more” if you want to relive the magic from yesterday.

THE BACKSTORY: A few months ago I started posting pictures of the sexy readers who were nice enough to strip down to their underwear and send us pictures.

THE IDEA: This is awesome. More sexy readers should strip down to their underwear and send us pictures. And then we’ll have a contest.

THE INCENTIVE: Pride and a feeling of accomplishment. But that didn’t work so we changed it to $500. (details)

THE PROBLEM: This was gonna be on twitter and facebook, but the facebook vote app sucked, so I had to move all the pics and the vote over here.

So we’ll do 5 or 6 girls every week, and you have until midnight tonight (9:00 pm in the west) to vote. This week it’s between…

1. Fiona (5 pics here)
2. K2 (7 pics here)
3. part Asian (3 pics here)
4. Red (5 pics here)
5. VixxCynn (11 pics here)

Last weeks winner is actually supposed to take some more pictures for Tyler soon. Sort of. More specifically I sent her an email with a virus in it and now I can control her webcam, but whatever. Same result. Look, don’t get all liberal on me just because I spy on and record sexy girls without them knowing it.

UPDATE – Voting is now closed.