Guy Ritchie continues to struggle without Madonna

July 28, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Guy Ritchie, his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley, and his son Rocco are off the coast of Majorca today, and Guy seems cool so it’s good that he doesn’t have to deal with that mean old bitch Madonna anymore. Her body always looks dehydrated. And tough. You can see her ligaments and tendons, and her vagina is probably gritty like a cats tongue. If he ever starts to miss sex with Madonna maybe Jacqui can die for a month.

(source = pacific coast)

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