heather graham is in a bikini, ready for her exam

By brendon July 12, 2010 @ 12:27 PM

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Heather Graham spent the weekend with her boyfriend at the beach in Ischia, Italy, and thanks to her rolling around with her legs spread this description doesn’t exactly have to be theater of the mind. Why can’t you keep your legs closed, Heather? Did you try it once and have a bad experience? I’ve seen turtles get off their back and protect their modesty faster than this.

(source = splash news online)

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(40) Comments

  1. avatar
    Zombie 07/12/2010 12:28

    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes…. lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see the Z!

  2. avatar
    Admiral 07/12/2010 12:28

    This website should be called “Women on Beaches”

  3. avatar
    Okuma 07/12/2010 12:28

    She gets a lifetime pass for “Rollergirl.” Just sayin.

  4. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/12/2010 12:31

    Agreed^^

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    J-Sausage 07/12/2010 12:35

    The post makes it sound like her lying around with her legs open is a bad thing.

  6. avatar
    Crestien 07/12/2010 12:38

    What the hell happened to her? Boogie Nights seems like so long ago.

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  7. avatar
    Mike Hunt 07/12/2010 12:39

    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see Mike Hunt!

    HEEEE HAWWWW!

  8. avatar
    taz 07/12/2010 12:39

    whip cream and pie… mmmmmmm

  9. avatar
    MrAdams 07/12/2010 12:40

    Hey, if she wasn’t on her back, with her legs spread, I never would have recognized her as Heather Graham.

  10. avatar
    Rokan 07/12/2010 12:41

    I’m ready for my worming now, Dr. Rokan.

  11. avatar
    BrainlessBass 07/12/2010 12:45

    Where are the roller skates?

  12. avatar
    Mike Hunt 07/12/2010 12:54

    Here’s my impersonation of my mother’s old douchebag.
    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see Mike Hunt!
    And then it makes a sound like, PHHHLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT.

  13. avatar
    BrainlessBass 07/12/2010 13:03

    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes…. lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see the Z!

    REALLY?

  14. avatar
    Mike Hunt 07/12/2010 13:09

    Si, Senor Brainless. Then he goes, PHHHLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT PHHHLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT PHHHLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
    Mios Dios, Mi Amigos!

  15. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 13:13

    I LOVE this juicy piece of ass…….

  16. avatar
    Zombie 07/12/2010 13:15

    BB, it’s an intro to one of the songs from Madden 10′. I never would have imagined that something I said would be analyzed and/or mimicked to such a degree.

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    Just kidding, of course.

  17. avatar
    Watt 07/12/2010 13:28

    super fly slick dick

  18. avatar
    Slaappy 07/12/2010 13:38

    Cold water clam shrinkage?

  19. avatar
    Mike Hunt 07/12/2010 13:39

    Eye Caramba!
    I like it wheeen Senor Zombie ‘splains heeemself. Now tell Senor Brainless why jour deeeck is so small.
    HEEEEE HAAAWWWWW!

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    Sleeper 07/12/2010 13:58

    Yeah Heather Graham, stop lying there with your legs sp—wait what?

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