Bored indifference is sweeping the nation today because there’s been a series of reports, breaking one after another, about the new judges panel for American Idol.
First Ellen DeGeneres announced on her twitter she was leaving after just one year, then Kara DioGuardi was fired so the show could go back to the original format of 3 judges instead of 4, then Deadline Hollywood announced Jennifer Lopez has been hired, then they said Steven Tyler had been offered the final spot to join Lopez and Randy Jackson.
In other words the show will still suck and rarely ever succeed at its stated goal, and now it’s gonna look even weirder. A fat black guy, and old man, and a Puerto Rican girl in skin tight outfits. They’re gonna look like a sci-fi tribunal. They could critique bad singing or sentence General Zod to the Phantom Zone. Either one.