law expert lindsay "has seen 'chicago' several times"


There's no doubt that Lindsay Lohan is dumb enough to be declared legally dead and completely out of touch with reality, the only question is to what extent. This "insider" (aka either Dina or Ali bc Lindsay has no friends) should help clear that up.

"Lindsay has no intention of going to jail. The only thing that Lindsay did wrong was hire the wrong attorney and now she has fixed that." "She is paying her new lawyer a fortune to fix this mess. She doesn't care what it takes. If Lindsay needs to start a Facebook campaign or set up protests or something like that she is totally into it. They are treating Lindsay differently because she is a star, so it's about time she used her star power to help her. She's seen the movie 'Chicago' several times, so it's not like she doesn't know how this sort of thing works!"

First of all, Lindsay is around 2 million dollars in debt, so she's not paying anyone to do anything. Second of all, Facebook has no legislative power so God only knows what she thinks a fan page will do. Third, everyone hates her so even if Facebook could pardon people no one would sign it. Fourth, are you god damn kidding me. 'Chicago'? God this bitch is dumb as a rock. Still not convinced? Remember that part again about how the new attorney is gonna fix all this and keep her out of jail. Well here's what he had to say...

"I'm concerned that she's not disciplined or tethered enough to the reality of adult consequences. She doesn't seem to have the awareness of what's going to befall her … (she doesn't) seem to understand the urgency and gravity of the situation."

Is he hinting that Lindsay might go to jail? If so I think someone needs to go watch 'Chicago' some more, until he understands how things work. Lindsay has seen it several times. She's done her homework. Maybe he can subpoena that youtube video of the kid coming back from the dentist too to prove she wasn't high. Then address her unfair treatment and cite the case of LOL Cat vs. Cheeseburger.

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