leann rimes is disappointing

By brendon July 06, 2010 @ 1:00 AM

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LeAnn Rimes spent the 4th in Santa Barbara by the pool with boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, and for the most part seemed to enjoy herself in this black bikini. So good for her. At least one of us is having fun with these pictures. Her body is okay but she could use some huge implants and from the neck up she looks exactly like the Flying Luck Dragon from Neverending Story. If I ever had sex with her while she laid on her stomach, the temptation to slap her ass and shout “faster, girl, faster!” would be overwhelming.

(35) Comments

  1. Boba Fett 07/06/2010 13:15

    She’s got a nice little ass, though.

    Butter Face

  2. Boba Fett 07/06/2010 13:16

    Brend_on you should change the banner pic to #10.

  3. DB's Treasure 07/06/2010 13:16

    I’d still slay this country bumpkin ’till the friction set her uterus on fire.

  4. MrAdams 07/06/2010 13:17

    I dunno which is more depressing: LeAnn’s body or Country music.

  5. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:18

    She looks sturdy.

  6. Watt 07/06/2010 13:19

    Good birthing hips?

    Mosh- I don’t want to break the illusion.

  7. Rokan 07/06/2010 13:21

    Disappointing!?

    Really? I’d like to fill her bagpipes with mayonnaise.

  8. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:21

    what illusion?

  9. Mike Hunt 07/06/2010 13:22

    Who wants to see my penis?

  10. Watt 07/06/2010 13:23

    I don’t want you all to know I’m actually Ryan Reynolds.

  11. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 13:24

    leann rimes is disappointing . . . So, I am going to post 14 pictures of her in a bikini.

  12. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:27

    you dropped a bomb on me, baby.

    but you turn me on.

  13. Rokan 07/06/2010 13:31

    DB,

    I’m glad your here. I have been unable to get a real solid shit going for about a week. I am wiping so much that my ass is bleeding. I ate an apple late night, which usually helps, but all I got for my trouble was a 10 wiper and a blue slushie shit.

    Any advice?

    Signed,

    Shit-stained in Chicago

  14. Watt 07/06/2010 13:32

    My therapist says I’m an enabler. I told her I’m not compromising I just don’t have an opinion and don’t care.

    She said I need to start caring. I called her a cunt.

  15. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:36

    My therapist has a 10yo pug named Manchester in her office. He’s sweet.

  16. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 13:38

    I’m not in therapy. Loonies.

  17. Rokan 07/06/2010 13:39

    Watt,

    Have you ever seen a girl put a tampon in her pussy?

    I did for the first time this weekend.

    Didn’t care for it much. Made my throat close up.

  18. Watt 07/06/2010 13:40

    Rokan: some things cannot be unseen.

  19. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:41

    AHAHA!

    My boyfriend wanted me to show him once. All he said was “interesting”. But I’m not a heavy bleeder.

  20. minimosh 07/06/2010 13:42

    I’m sure watching one being pulled out is a lot worse.

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