It seemed impossible, but Lindsay Lohan has sunk even lower into the gutter, because just before she went to jail, and while she still had her SCRAM bracelet on, she filmed a scene for the Underground Comedy Movie, directed by and starring Vince the Sham Wow Guy.
And it’s not even a new movie. This piece of shit came out in 1999. It’s just a collection of sketches, none of them good, and so they’re adding Lindsays new scene to the same stupid shit they had before.
In it she plays herself on the red carpet, and while the paparazzi take her picture, she pulls out guns and shoots them. And that’s it. That’s the joke. And as boring as it sounds, the actual video isn’t even that good. Even if they were in the right place at the right time, and by sheer luck in the background they also got footage of Jesus using his magic to pick up a mountain and drop it on King Kong, it would still be the most boring fucking thing you’ve ever seen.
(the first two videos are Lindsays appearances in the trailer, the third is the full trailer)
fuck you it’s the wknd
“Lindsay” Lohan caught Sexually Transmitted Down Syndrome (STDS) from having sex with that one douche Matthew.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sexually%20Transmitted%20Down%20Syndrome&defid=3144131
Paleomiz’s Pussy’s Dry
pepper, from the last thread, i was going to suggest that maybe you don’t make her feel pretty enough!
Her legs look good . . . Honestly, you could dress up just about anyone in a Marilyn Monroe costume and blow her skirt up and I would be somewhat aroused.
That is sad. That anybody would hire Lindsay because of her name recognition is disgusting. They should at least have the decency to demand she does porn first.
SinDs, isn’t the fact that we want to fuck you good enough?
Sinds,
That’s good advice, but how pretty does she make Pepper feel, huh?
He has feelings too.
no ohm, it’s definitely not!
and yes rokan, i hope she tells pepper he is pretty too!
You know Z is photoshopping pepper into the Marilyn outfit at this very moment.
Well, he’s going to have to do it quicker than me
Dear readers,
I am sad to relay that my bleoved Eva has passed away. It was doubtful that she was going to make it throught the winter with her many infirmaties. It now casts a doubtful air upon my rejoining my bare, buttocked bretheren come spring, as I needed her to act as my steed, and finances are at the moment, tight.
There will be a brief ceremony this Sunday, followed by punch and cookies if any of you would like to attend. She will be burried beneath the apple tree where i am want to pleasure myself into my handkerchief.
Yeah, after the baby is hard stuff….you feel pretty icky
just be nice she probably has the baby blues
Count me in, Beppo.
Hi Sup,
You look lovely today. Are those new shoes?
Bad news Beppo. Me and Adams will show up on Saturday night, but I’ve got to be back for work on Monday. Can’t be more than a 10 hour flight..
Now this is in Argentina, right? I’d hate to go to Chili by accident.
Next time I say “Let’s go some place like Bolivia”, let’s GO someplace like Bolivia!
I’m confused…do you or do you not think that I should get a sitter get her drunk and bang her…….the problem here folks, where do I find a sitter older then 16?
Beppo, I’ll only show up if I can drive there…I’m afraid of flying ….