Lindsay Lohan, who by all accounts is a sweet little angel, went on her twitter around 2am because people are always mean to her for no reason. And if her description of the event wasn’t awesome bad enough, Us magazine goes into shocking detail…
“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!” the insider tells Us. “Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.
The night didn’t get better from there.
Lohan went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House — and ran into the waitress again!
“Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well,” says another source.
For the record, I didn’t add the exclamation points after the part about Lindsay getting punched in the face or the waitress coming back for more, but I would have, because that’s how it felt in my heart when I read it. I literally squealed with delight.
That’s a shame, I hope that waitress’ fist is okay.
People would pay good money to see Lindsay get punched in the face…….
..she should re-shoot it for video….
waitress = win!
Poop
Lets hope she got a generous tip from everyone there
“Punched me for no reason”
Oh, thats just not true now is it. There are plenty of reasons to punch Lindsay in the face
The waitress should make sure to scrub her knuckles with bleach. The critters that live on Lohan’s crotch face are probably resistant to anything weaker.
Come on, she has been donkey punched hundreds of times. The nation should give the waitress a medal and declare it “Awesome Waitress Day.”
dammit! how come my strikeout didn’t work?
it’s supposed to be [s]crotch[/s] face, not crotch face. Though this will look funny if BBCode doesn’t work, either.
Lothar,
I liked crotch/face. Never correct yourself . . . . most of us are too hopped up on drugs and testosterone to know the difference.
Lothar…..
I think you need to spell the whole word
strikeI agree. Lilo is one of those people who just have a standing invitation to punch her.
“via UberTwitter”
Is that like twitter on steroids?
I weep for
woman’s inhumanity to lesser animals….You like a hog boy, now squeal…..
I like hogs . . . .
mostly when they are pulled apart and put on a nice kaiser roll.
Don’t tell my Rabbi
UberTwitter - Blackberry Twitter client.
Lets face it, its hard to make the word Twitter sound anything other than gay
Wait, you can say gay now??
Spook
Nope, still cant say s.pi.c