lindsay lohan has been high all month

Lindsay Lohan was ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet on May 24th to detect if she was violating the courts orders and using drugs or alcohol. Astoundingly, there was only one very minor trace of alcohol ever detected the entire time. It turns out she was right and we were wrong! She wasn’t on drugs, she wasn’t an alcoholic, it was everyth-Oh wait never mind she was on drugs. Extremely powerful yet legal drugs because of a loophole she exploited from the very beginning.

Lindsay has a current prescription for a drug she’s technically allowed to take despite her drug testing requirement — and it’s several times stronger than morphine.
(It’s called) Dilaudid — an extremely powerful painkiller … often compared to morphine … and even heroin.

And, brace yourself, she first got this prescription on June 2. Just a few days after she began wearing the SCRAM. So when she told the judge she’s been sober, she meant, “other than the drug compared to heroin that I’ve been shotgunning all month and am high on right now as I stand in front of you”. It’s why no one should think her 90 day sentence was too harsh. She could have been sentenced to live on Monster Island or held underwater for 90 days and it still would have been 100 percent her own fault.