Lindsay Lohan has entered drug rehab

Just before her sentencing two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan told the judge that she had changed and was taking responsibility for the 8000 laws she’s broken. Then the judge gave her 90 days in jail and Lindsay revealed that she was just joking and not gonna take responsibility for shit, and instead would do everything possible to not suffer any consequences of any kind.

So with that in mind, yesterday she checked into a drug rehab called Pickford Lots run by her new attorney Robert Shapiro. Very few details are known just yet, but E! says…

Lohan isn’t looking to get off scot-free, but rather wants to spend those 90 days in a locked-down rehab facility, not plain old jail.

I fuckin bet she does, especially since X17 gives this time line of day one:

3:45 pm – Ali and Lindsay arrive at Pickford Lots.

10:00 pm – Samantha Ronson arrives for a visit with Lindsay, stays 45 minutes and leaves.

11:00 pm – Lindsays assistant arrives with pillows for a family sleepover.

1:00 am – Dina arrives to spend the night with Lindsay.

2:00 am – Eilat Anschel arrives and visits Lindsay for about an hour.

Anschel is reportedly her new boyfriend girlfriend by the way. The perplexing thing about all of this is that Lindsay tells everyone that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, and the SCRAM bracelet she wore for a month proves it. According to her, there’s nothing to rehab. If she had told the truth she wouldn’t have to go to jail, but now her lies have seemingly sealed her fate. Heavy, right? This is like a story you hear about in the bible.

(the pics are Lindsay in the new German GQ. try not to fall in love)