Just before her sentencing two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan told the judge that she had changed and was taking responsibility for the 8000 laws she’s broken. Then the judge gave her 90 days in jail and Lindsay revealed that she was just joking and not gonna take responsibility for shit, and instead would do everything possible to not suffer any consequences of any kind.
So with that in mind, yesterday she checked into a drug rehab called Pickford Lots run by her new attorney Robert Shapiro. Very few details are known just yet, but E! says…
Lohan isn’t looking to get off scot-free, but rather wants to spend those 90 days in a locked-down rehab facility, not plain old jail.
I fuckin bet she does, especially since X17 gives this time line of day one:
3:45 pm - Ali and Lindsay arrive at Pickford Lots.
10:00 pm - Samantha Ronson arrives for a visit with Lindsay, stays 45 minutes and leaves.
11:00 pm - Lindsays assistant arrives with pillows for a family sleepover.
1:00 am - Dina arrives to spend the night with Lindsay.
2:00 am - Eilat Anschel arrives and visits Lindsay for about an hour.
Anschel is reportedly her new boyfriend girlfriend by the way. The perplexing thing about all of this is that Lindsay tells everyone that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, and the SCRAM bracelet she wore for a month proves it. According to her, there’s nothing to rehab. If she had told the truth she wouldn’t have to go to jail, but now her lies have seemingly sealed her fate. Heavy, right? This is like a story you hear about in the bible.
(the pics are Lindsay in the new German GQ. try not to fall in love)
Lindsay wasn’t getting enough drugs? Can’t she re-hab in jail?
all lohan, all day. We won’t ever stop.
blind people looking at me in the daylight but they can’t tell because it’s always dark to them and they can’t see me in the night with out a flashligh or a lighter so be able to illuminate me in the dark when blind people, or people with perfect vision can not see?
drugs are bad? noooooo.
What in the hell is a SCUM bracelet?
Wow looks like the peanut gallery has gone bonkers since I have been gone. Saw three superman tattoos at the gym today, good job Virginia
Bob, is there any way you can use @ more often? twit.
Honestly, Lindsay should do her jail time in a men’s prison. That way she can prep for her future movie role as Linda Lovelace by deep-throating all of the other inmates. Pure genius!
i thought she had to go to jail on tuesday!!! wtf! is she rehabbing for the weekend?
Whaaaaaat? I left Brooklyn’s awesomeness in that dress for this?
Death to Finkle! 07/15/2010 14:41
What in the hell is a SCUM bracelet?
My gf calls them handcuffs.
aw fuck this shit.
I miss swimming….
I thought maybe the ring left around your wrist after a good fisting…
I’m kinda digging that rosy bra and granny pantie ensemble in the banner pic. What do ya call them there britches, Cali?
I swim, but I with I’d never learned… the water’s too polluted with germs…
I go boating every weekend Mini. Come visit.
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Bob come back!
I’m here Barb, I won’t leave you.
I’m afraid my body isn’t swimsuit ready, Barb :(