Lindsay Lohan has until Tuesday to turn herself in and begin a 90 day jail sentence (which will likely end up closer to 3 weeks), that is unless this asshole kills herself first just because someone actually expects her to obey the law or be held accountable for her actions. Star says…
(According to a source) “She just kept repeating, ‘I can’t go to jail,’ and, ‘I’ll kill myself first.’”
“She’s mentally unstable and getting worse. She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down. Lindsay’s on a 24/7 suicide watch, it’s so bad. She isn’t doing well with this.”
On the bright side, those lesbian gangs seem to be really excited about meeting her, and so for the first time in 3 years she’ll be in a group where she’s actually wanted. Also it seems very hard to believe that if she is raped, that the girl will be uglier than that Sam chick, whom she had sex with willingly. You could put Sam in a Star Trek movie and she’d still be the ugliest one.
No guts!
They should put her on a 2/1 suicide watch, or just have Mel look after her… in his rose garden.
Hey if you really want to kill yourself who am I to stop you from being happy?
“You could put Sam in a Star Trek movie and she’d still be the ugliest one.”
I thoroughly enjoyed that zinger. .
Lindsay Lohan: “I can’t go to jail. I’ll kill myself first.” Can I watch? I like to watch.
If Lindsay Lohan does not turn herself in next Tuesday, the court will send her a nasty letter in the mail. They wouldn’t dare drag her kicking and screaming out of her house off to jail.
Lindsay’s cellmates
http://tinyurl.com/ykdq7ot
Perhaps Samantha Ronson can sit on Lindsay’s face and smother her. Death by muff-overdose.
I’ve seen enough of those women in prison movies on Skinemax to know how that all works.
She is the epitome of a wet pussy. And not the good kind either.
I see a shaved head and an umbrella in her future
Seems like she is trying the insane card, I don’t know if you can put a mentally unstable faker in jail. She might walk… I just watched one of the kinkiest movies I’ve seen in a while, plenty of analingus; no scat though. Someone here like scat I hear.
Sounds to me like she’s hoping the judge will put her in a mental ward and she’s trying to lay the foundation.
It isn’t likely to work.
Stop crying wolf, LiLo, and actually do it. That would make my month.
Is there enough room in a 6 x 8 cell for scissoring?
Do you two know each other?
die bitch die!
I hope she does kill herself.
If Lindsay is interested, I’m sure that Mel Gibson would be willing to burn the goddamn house up, but she would have to blow him first!
actually I’d be up for that type of rush myself..hahahah
Rhianna and Chris Brown, Kate Gosselin, 2 mel updates, and a lohan post… Its like time is standing still..please move on. I beg of you.
I’ve been driving for 5 hours and I can’t hold my shit anymore. 15 minutes from home and its 50-50 I make it
Feels like diarrhea
Pray for me.