lindsay lohan is doing great

July 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been on twitter in almost a week, but last night she signed on to make sure that her dad won’t come around with his negativity and wreck all the momentum she has going lately.

In a completely unrelated story, tomorrow Lindsay has to surrender to police and begin her 90 day jail sentence. Actually she’s still trying to get out of jail and doesn’t really believe she’s going according to TMZ, because why would she? She’s in a great place. Everything is fine, and it’s all her dads fault. He’s behind all this. He’s also a merman, and he records our fingerprints and tracks us with satellites so his army of dragons will know where to strike.

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