Even though Lindsay Lohan will only be spending 13 days in jail instead of the 90 she was sentenced to, she still won’t be able to work or be a drunken public menace until November. After that she will be but we have a few months at least. Yahoo News says…
(Within 24 hours of being released) she will begin three months at an inpatient rehab.
That portion of her sentence won’t be trimmed like her jail stint by overcrowding and credits for good behavior.
“It’s a straight 90 days,” prosecutor Danette Meyers said Tuesday.
(Meaning she) will be unavailable until late this year to start filming her portrayal of porn actress Linda Lovelace in a biopic.
Actually that biopic is still complete fantasy because they don’t own the rights to the story. So when the director says things like she’ll be doing “violent full frontal nudity“, he’s just making things up to get his name in the press.
The director is barely even a director, which sort of sucks because (according to a leaked script) who wouldn’t want to see Lindsay being forced to call herself “a fat fatass” while getting fingered or hear her recite lines like…
- “To me, there is nothing more delicious than jism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”
- “I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only… sucking a footlong cock!”
- “Is there anything in this life I like more than cocksucking? Well, one thing. I love it when my man socks it to me in the ass.”
I bet people who know her honestly can’t tell the difference between this and the regular things Lindsay says.
She works?
I’d hire her for a few hours……
http://www.zappos.com/type-z-oh-yes-black-suede?zlfid=111
or these??? god damnit why can’t anything be in my size????
DC, I don’t know if you noticed or not, but DTF is not responding to any of your boorish shoe talk. Go tweet SuperB.
After reading the linked stories…..
…it strikes me that Lindsay Lohan would have a natural project in doing the sequel to “Sirens”……”Sirens-2 The Paddy-Wagon Days”………
DC, they have more shoes in the back. You don’t have to buy the ones attached to the wall.
Dark Cherry…….
….certain brands are sure to have your size………New Balance always has EEE in a number of sizes…….
lol attached to the wall??
Obs - sadly newbs do not make knee high black boots…. but that reminds me i wanted to buy a new pair of jazz’s….. thanks!
“Newbs” ?
….really…..
DC your Fred Flinstone’s probably wouldn’t fit. Try a velcro strap shoe. Probably better off on your hooves at the end of the day.
“lol attached to the wall??”
Yeah. My guess is there are a lot of one-legged shoe thieves.
DC has smokin’ hot feet.
And yes to the first pair and the second pair. I like the first ones better. Preferably with nothing else. Except maybe some handcuffs and a ballgag.
Homo.
http://www.zappos.com/product/7705628/color/89
i think these would look better with that outfit Dtf…
erectus…..
Finks wants one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/mvynv3
Thigh highs say fuck me
“After today, everyone will get a long and well deserved break from Lindsay Lohan.”
These are dickface’s exact words from yesterday.
Where is the god dam break you account banning unic yes man?!?!?!
Glad to see this place is still a clogged toilet that just wont flush.
And a DC in those shoes… Holy hell!