lindsay lohan will only serve 13 or 14 days

Lindsay Lohan has only been in jail for 8 hours, but thanks to the pussies in the LA County Sheriffs Department, it’s more like she’s been there for 8 days. The LA Times says…

Lohan is expected to serve only 14 days of her 90-day sentence, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Her “projected release date” is August 2, according to a booking document.
Officials say Lohan was “completely cooperative” when she was booked into the jail. She is being kept in isolation in a 12 foot by 8 foot cell with only a toilet, a sink, a stool, a small tabletop and a 6 inch window.

Lindsay was only expected to serve 22 days because non-violent offenders typically serve 25 percent of their sentence. Yet because law enforcement in LA does everything possible to coddle celebrities, Lindsay will only serve 14 percent of her sentence, and she’ll do it all by herself in a private cell.

So really they might as well just let her out now, because this won’t do anything whatsoever. The judge could have made Lindsay wear a funny hat for 2 weeks and it would have been more effective than this. A scary dream would do more to make someone change than this.