Lindsay Lohan won’t stop crying

On Sunday, New York magazine said that the other inmates have been taunting Lindsay Lohan by chanting “fire crotch” at her because they’re tired of her getting special treatment. As you might expect, Lindsay fought back by laying down and crying.

And oh how she cried. She cried and cried and then cried some more. In fact it got so bad according to the Sun, she’s now been moved to solitary confinement so people won’t have to listen to it anymore.

The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day.
As a result, Lindsay’s been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says a former inmate.
“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands.”
“Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

God I really hope this isn’t true. Solitary should only be for inmates who try to kill each other and to teach Andy Dufresne a lesson if he threatens to stop doing the wardens taxes, not to shield some spoiled Hollywood cunt from being called names.