monday morning headlines

By brendon July 12, 2010 @ 11:14 AM

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ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I’ll just go over there and fuck some of their teen models in the ass. Two can play this little game, Switzerland. (huff post)

EVERYONE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND - including Carrie Underwood to NHL star Mike Fisher, Martin Lawrence to Shamicka Gibbs, and John Krasinski and Emily Blunt to each other. By contrast, I found a big box, painted numbers on it and pretended it was a race car. Oh god I’m so lonely! (people, people, people)

MEL GIBSON - has said offensive stuff for a long time, and here’s a list of some of it going back as far as 1991 when he said: “They take it up the ass. (points to his anus) This is only for taking a shit.” To make matters worse he was answering a question about Mexicans when he said that. (gawker)

SOPHIE TURNER – spent the weekend in a bikini in Malibu, and I think I see a shark behind her in one of these pictures. She should take her bikini top off and signal for help. (pacific coast)

wwtdd

(25) Comments

  1. avatar
    ptheflea 07/12/2010 11:16

    FIST HAHAHAHAH

  2. avatar
    ptheflea 07/12/2010 11:18

    WOW BOOBS IN A BIKINI HOW ORIGINAL…..SRY FOR SHOUTING…SHOW ME DA NUDES

  3. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/12/2010 11:22

    Nice ass

  4. avatar
    Admiral 07/12/2010 11:33

    She is nicely shaped! Probably fake tits, though. I can say that about any picture I see and be right 90% of the time.

  5. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 11:37

    Mexicans don’t take shits?

    ….that’s good to know….

  6. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 11:39

    I read the article……he wasn’t talking about Mexicans….he was talking to the people of Spain…….

  7. avatar
    The Original Lo Rider 07/12/2010 11:42

    LEAVE MEL GIBSON ALONE!

  8. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 11:45

    I hate Bob Gibson….

  9. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 07/12/2010 11:45

    Roman got away with anal rape of a minor… Good for him! He paid of the chick and she doesn’t say anything anymore

  10. avatar
    RemSteale 07/12/2010 11:48

    The US Justice Department just want to make sure Roman understands both ends of the experience, to help his career as an artist.

    I’m sure someone will fuck him in the ass in prison at some point.

  11. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 07/12/2010 11:50

    He won go to prison. Th biggest punishment he will ever get is house arrest in his mansion

  12. avatar
    Rokan 07/12/2010 11:51

    I’ll take a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo sandwich to go.

  13. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 07/12/2010 11:56

    In a totally unrelated story Joran Van der Sloot, just booked tickets to Switzerland.

  14. avatar
    Watt 07/12/2010 12:00

    I’m out of coffee :(

  15. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 12:02

    Rokan…..

    …weren’t YOU introduced to anal-sex at the age of 13?

    …do you still have the badge?

  16. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 12:02

    merit badge, that is

  17. avatar
    Rokan 07/12/2010 12:05

    Observer,

    I was taught the “Secret Scout handshake” if that’s what you mean.

    Wasn’t everyone?

  18. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 12:11

    I never got into the scouts……

    ….they were way too tight…..

  19. avatar
    Rokan 07/12/2010 12:37

    new up

  20. avatar
    Observer 07/12/2010 14:52

    Rokan….

    …what is it about?

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