07.06.2010 oksana says she has pictures

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If you’re a public figure, there’s nothing worse for your reputation than to have an ex girlfriend tell the media that you’re a violent sociopath. Actually there’s one thing worse, and that is if you really are a violent sociopath, and she has the pictures to prove it.

(Oksana Grigorieva has) potentially explosive photos that will show her bloodied and bruised after a confrontation with (Mel Gibson).
Grigorieva received two black eyes and had two front teeth knocked out, the source, familiar with the case has told Radar Online.
“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos.
“They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”

The only thing I can say in Mels defense is that he’s real religious and a raging alcoholic, and she has dark features and a spooky accent, so maybe one night he was drunk and thought she was a vampire. It’s not the greatest defense in the world or anything, but “superstitious drunk asshole” might be as good as it’s gonna get for this guy.

(41) Comments

  1. MrAdams 07/06/2010 10:03

    What? You can’t just return mail-order brides from Russia these day? Not even if you’re willing to pay the shipping costs?

  2. RemSteale 07/06/2010 10:04

    So she has pics of the aftermath?
    Not as good as pics of him actually beating her…

  3. Watt 07/06/2010 10:09

    Mel told her twice?

  4. RemSteale 07/06/2010 10:13

    Sounds like he had to tell her 3 times?

  5. Woodsman 07/06/2010 10:18

    He needs to marry a Panda Bear next time … that way you don’t have to explain the black eyes.

    Badump-bump.

  6. DarkCherry 07/06/2010 10:20

    her Wiki profile has been deleted twice… odd!

  7. LingLing 07/06/2010 10:28

    Perhaps he was just trying to relive his Passion of the Christ glory days?

  8. Watt 07/06/2010 10:30

    DC: on a scale of 1 to 10 how sweaty is your clam?

  9. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 10:32

    The next time Mel starts to put the blue warpaint on, she should just leave the house.

  10. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 10:34

    Mel Gibson named his fists “Riggs” & “Murtaugh”.

  11. Admiral 07/06/2010 10:35

    I would never hit a woman, but sometimes they totally deserve it as much as men do. I’m not saying this is one of those times, but sometimes people just deserve to get their teeth knocked out. Nothing teaches a person their mistakes better than a fist to the teeth.

    Some people, unfortunately, never get to the tooth-shattering consequences of being a total asshole. Like Perez Hilton. He is exactly what happens when a person goes on living in their little bubble of assholishness completely unchecked.

  12. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 10:39

    Thank you, Dr. Phil.

  13. Admiral 07/06/2010 10:39

    Looks like Gibson chose the wrong week to quit drinking.

  14. Mac-Daddy 07/06/2010 10:41

    Lame and Boring….goesback to Anna’s ass!

  15. Admiral 07/06/2010 10:42

    Dr. Phil condones violence?

  16. RemSteale 07/06/2010 10:46

    Havent you seen Dr Phil’s new book “More advice I pulled out of my ass”?

  17. MrAdams 07/06/2010 10:47

    I think Mel Gibson should know What Women Want.

  18. ohmwrecker 07/06/2010 10:50

    Admiral, when is it OK to rape a woman? Please give a long, boring explanation of your opinion that I don’t want to read.

  19. Rokan 07/06/2010 10:55

    I just made a tinkle.

  20. Slaappy 07/06/2010 10:56

    That had to be the worst vodka hangover ever….

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