page views always die on friday afternoons

Traffic always dies on Fridays, so I think I’m gonna start posting pictures of some of the incredibly hot readers who send in pictures like this girl did. I started posted some on the Tyler facebook a few months ago and it was suggested that we should have a weekly contest, one that combines tits, pictures of tits, and $500 to trick hot girls into showing us pictures of tits (details). It’s understandable if you don’t want that in your facebook feed and that’s why you should follow Tyler on twitter.

Anyway, this girl is the first winner. She’s really pretty though she wants to remain anonymous, but if you want to find her just look for a bunch of guys walking around with erections, mark their locations on a map, and she’ll be the epicenter. Her 34F breasts would look huge even if she was 20 feet tall. If you were about to have sex with her you’d actually have to stop and walk around her to undo her bra because there’s no way anyone could reach. For me that would be the highlight because I would immediately come so hard it would shoot me backwards like my penis was a jetpak and knock me unconscious against the wall.