Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa (update!)

Think of the scariest possible thing that could ever happen to a spoiled little brat like Paris Hilton. Now double it. Now double that. Now read this AP report about her getting locked up abroad for possession of marijuana…

Paris Hilton appeared briefly late Friday in a South African courtroom after being arrested on suspicion possession of marijuana.
Neither she nor court officials said anything and she was quickly led away to another room.
Hilton was detained in Port Elizabeth earlier Friday for possession of marijuana charges, two South African police officers said.
Hilton’s Los Angeles-based publicist, Dawn Miller, said she was awaiting details from the court appearance before commenting.
A police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Hilton was caught with an unspecified amount of marijuana.
“She was found in possession of some amount of dagga,” the officer said, using the local name for marijuana. “We don’t know how much. It’s a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it,” he said.

Based on nothing but racism I’m assuming African jails are a terrifying hell, especially for someone like Paris. She’ll be the guards instant favorite. At best one of them will steal her and trade her to another village for a door or a pound of nails or something. More likely in 6 months her vagina is gonna look like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.

DISAPPOINTING UPDATE – Aww god dammit. She’s already out. “The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made.”