Think of the scariest possible thing that could ever happen to a spoiled little brat like Paris Hilton. Now double it. Now double that. Now read this AP report about her getting locked up abroad for possession of marijuana…
Paris Hilton appeared briefly late Friday in a South African courtroom after being arrested on suspicion possession of marijuana.
Neither she nor court officials said anything and she was quickly led away to another room.
Hilton was detained in Port Elizabeth earlier Friday for possession of marijuana charges, two South African police officers said.
Hilton’s Los Angeles-based publicist, Dawn Miller, said she was awaiting details from the court appearance before commenting.
A police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Hilton was caught with an unspecified amount of marijuana.
“She was found in possession of some amount of dagga,” the officer said, using the local name for marijuana. “We don’t know how much. It’s a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it,” he said.
Based on nothing but racism I’m assuming African jails are a terrifying hell, especially for someone like Paris. She’ll be the guards instant favorite. At best one of them will steal her and trade her to another village for a door or a pound of nails or something. More likely in 6 months her vagina is gonna look like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.
DISAPPOINTING UPDATE - Aww god dammit. She’s already out. “The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made.”
” In 6 months her vagina is gonna look like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.” Like it doesn’t already.
don’t Africans smoke anything that burns? wtf?
In 6 months her vagina is gonna look like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.
Or as Paris calls it, Thursday.
Now this needs to happen to Lindsay Lohan, and we’ll be rid of half the VDs in this country.
They released her and apologized because she was with a group of people smoking pot but she was not. Nice fact check Brendum.
I don’t give shit I’d lick her ear lobe to asshole. Yes, yes I would
This could have been awesome
Its cruel to get me all excited then dump me right back but somehow lower. Incidentally, a tad disillusioned by Paris’s immediate evasion of justice.
Wait until you see the x-rated police booking video. Unfortunately, it’s really dark, but she does swallow to get them to drop the charges.
Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing those vaj handlebars.
aw man!
If you’re rich you don’t stay in jail even in other countries.
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one second you got me all happy and in the next you brought me down…fuck you !!!
Christ. I better live to see the day marijuana is legal. “We won’t allow you to reduce pain while you giggle and watch cartoons on your couch all afternoon, but here goes some vodka and some car keys you can play with.”
I’m sick of alcohol and caffeine being the only acceptable social drugs as our government allows. I say, teach kids how to do drugs responsibly in school. There, problem solved.
I don’t drink or smoke but even I find those laws ridiculous.
It’s a good thing being an insufferable cunt is not a crime,
She’d be doing life..
I say legalize cocaine and heroin as well. What the heck, LSD, crack, meth, speed, PCP, and hash as well. Why stop there? I’m sure there are a lot of people who enjoy murder and rape, so let’s decriminalize that too. I mean, if the Lord didn’t want us to do whatever we wanted, he’d stop us himself, right?
This bitch has more get-out-of-jail-free cards than Lindsey Lohan.
She and Lilo should do a Survivor season in French Guiana on a lovely island…
hail satan
The deleted scene of “Invictus” is her sucking cock in night vision. “Hey! She’s black! Get her!”
Well of course she got out. Mr big business man phones Mr Ambassador to SA and tells him to let her out or else he closes one of his hotels and fires 200 staff. Simple.