It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock, so she’s been detained twice this month in foreign countries for possession. First at the World Cup in South Africa on July 2nd, and then again Friday in Corsica. The Daily Mail says…
“Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari. She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag.”
“Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges. The drug was confiscated and destroyed.”
The next day she no doubt destroyed some more on this yacht off the coast of Sardinia, where she lounged around topless for a while. These pictures show the only way Paris Hilton is even tolerable; blurry, naked, and in international waters so you can tie her to a rock and throw her overboard.
(source = inf daily)
She’s also tit-less.
The blind stares
Of a million pairs of eyes
Lookin’ hard but won’t realize
That they will never see
The tits
What ass?
so you can tie her to a rock and throw her overboard when you’re done.
That’s just being plain selfish. What if somebody else wants to use her as a sex toy? Try thinking of others for a change.
gringostar beat me to it….she has no ass. It’s just her back and then her thighs in a straight line. But at least her wonky eye was covered by sunglasses.
Wow,
I could have had a V-8!
Shea bending over and she still has no tits to hang down. It’s like looking at some surfer dude… Which explains why Brandy posted this.
Ugly, useless whore. I’d like to blast a turkey baster full of HIV+ blood and semen into her cavernous cock garage. Please die and take your Downs looking sister with ya.
I’d fuck her in the ass and then yell rape when I’m done.
The court appointed her LiLo’s mentor…
Redrage,
You are a poet.
She is so hot. Love em
Paris’s Tweets and Photos
http://chirrps.com/ParisHilton
Crestien. fuck off.
That is all.
Rem,
You are a poet.
Honestly, enough with this ugly bitch. She has the body of a 12 year old boy (Pepper has shown me pictures). I’m surprised her parents haven’t put out a hit on her yet. No ass, no tits, fake hair and more annoying that herpes.
Well said rem.
Anyone got an i(can’t make phone calls)Phone?
* than Herpes.
Nah Watt, I’m messing around with getting android working on my HD2
Blackberry Watt.
I’m a businessman. See my briefcase?
I ditched my BB Storm for a droid x this weekend
I love it