07.12.2010 sofia vergara is in a bikini too

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Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better doing it because of her fantastically huge breasts that she almost never shows off anymore. If I ever had sex with her I would chop my penis off, dip it in gold and make a statue out of it.

(source = splash news online)

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  1. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:33

    Boobs

  2. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:34

    Spain sucks, flopping pricks

  3. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:34

    Don’t fall down the stairs and land on your tailbone. It hurts.

  4. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:35

    I need a cold beverage.

  5. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:35

    At this point I feel obligated to continue.

  6. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:35

    Such a burden.

  7. BrainlessBass 07/12/2010 16:36

    I need a bloodbuddy!

  8. J-Sausage 07/12/2010 16:36

    But if not me, who?

  9. Demon Spawn 07/12/2010 16:38

    Those things don’t want to stay inside, do they? Unleash those puppies!

  10. SCUM 07/12/2010 16:40

    Hard to believe this broad just turned 38 two days ago.

  11. AncoBluzea 07/12/2010 16:41

    yum. the unblind stares of a million pairs of hairy balls in zombies mouth feels nice and he’ll realize,,,,he likes it.

  12. Frankie Boy 07/12/2010 16:42

    I now have a very painful erection. Please post a picture of Lilo and Sam Ronson so it will go down.

  13. MrAdams 07/12/2010 16:43

    It’s a good thing I’m not lactose intolerant!

  14. Zombie 07/12/2010 16:54

    Scum, I’m digging that chick’s flying v…. bet her strings are super tight.

  15. Observer 07/12/2010 16:54

    Did anyone say “HOLY FUCKING SHIT…LOOK AT THOSE THINGS”?

    …if so….my bad……

  16. SCUM 07/12/2010 17:04

    She doesn’t look bored enough to fret Zombie.

  17. MrAdams 07/12/2010 17:06

    Looking at these pictures gives me a case of lock-jaw.

  18. jab_socal 07/12/2010 17:11

    shost yer tits, whore

  19. Observer 07/12/2010 17:11

    If I was in a pack of nigra gentlemen……

    …I’d be lookin’ ta rut on this (almost) white womin…….

  20. Observer 07/12/2010 17:13

    I’d bust up TWO chifferrobes for this one……..and give a refund on the nickel….

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